How much can a Koala bare?

[polywideblock]

what you wouldn't want to find one in your sleeping bag? 

[Fred]

There's lots of things I wouldn't want to find in my sleeping bag..........including miniature live stock.  

[polywideblock]

with teeth and a bad attitude

[JB400]

with teeth and a bad attitude

and a broken zipper

[Fred]

Those things come with a special kind of an itch so I recommend keeping them zipped!

[polywideblock]

that kind of itch will make your face fall off

[Fred]

Well I'm stumped. Where's Jake the Peg when you need him!

[JB400]

Are him and Pegleg Pete any relation?

[Fred]

Well if they are...........that'd make six! I wouldn't have room in my pants for that many!

[JB400]

You forgot the aunts and the ants.

[Fred]

Where do you suggest I put those?  All my closets are full and the cow ran away with the spoon.

[JB400]

Put them in the shoe with the children or in the cupboard

[Fred]

What would mother hubbard have to say about that?  She's already upset with little bo peep for sitting on a tuffet eating someone else's curds and whey.
God only knows what's happening to the sheep.

[JB400]

Isn't Sam watching over the sheep?  He normally does a good job.

[Fred]

He's gone off to have his lunch break but I see puss in boots is eager to take his place. I'm just worried he might get a bit heavy pawed with his sword and then we'll really see the wool pulled over our eyes.

[JB400]

Are you sure we still have sheep?  Those could be wolves. Maybe we should send the boy out and undress one.

[Fred]

Well whatever you do, don't send red riding hood. She didn't even recognize her grandmama dressed in wolves clothing. In fact, I think she stopped paying attention the minute she bit into that crimson apple and then caught sight of herself in the house of mirrors.

[JB400]

Can we trust the boy though?  He tried looking over the sheep before.  I think Mary would be a better choice.  She's married to the Piper.

[Fred]

You better leave the piper out of this. He skiped off with all the rats including the three blind mice and now we have nothing to bake in our pies. And the king spends all his time in his counting room, counting what's left of his beans.

[JB400]

We have blackbirds if you want a pie bad enough.  Snow White will bake us some.  Gotta be careful about the apples, she's allergic to them and has adverse reactions.  Did anyone inform the king that Jack came and got some of his beans?

[Fred]

Mother goose tried but he was in no mood to listen on an empty stomach and  little miss muffet refuses to help out in the kiitchen and the clock has already struck one and itsy bitsy pideris on her way up the spout and goldilocks is up the duff and the whole koala thread has gone down the drain in a hand basket!

[JB400]

What do you recommend we do, send it to the showers or out for Chinese food?

[Fred]

I'll settle for a good chinese feast. And I want deep fried ice cream for desset.

[Fred]

Should we shoot this thread in the head?

[JB400]

Shouldn't we let Lisa do that?