How much can a Koala bare?

[Fred]

No way! seems the girls jumped ship when they saw the brothers coming.  I'd jump to if they were heading my way.   

[JB400]

If the brothers don't zip it back up, we'll have to leave them on the turtle.  I think I'd rather have the girls on here than the brothers.

[Fred]

The turtle set sail yonks ago.
The girls have jumped ship.
The brothers are running amok!
The monkeys have lost their paddles.
The major flew the coop
I don't know what happened to the owl & the pussycat.
You were seeing stars after fooling around with morgan and I was flying high then landed with a thud...........I think we're back up shit creek.
Land ahoy!........should we swim for it?

[JB400]

Are you capable of swimming in molasses?  Better serve up some flapjacks.  We'd have a better chance of  making it ashore.  Maybe we'll find the hooters and the pussy on dry land.

[Fred]

Did you take your medication today?  I think I forgot.

[JB400]

I thought I was such a pill already 

[Fred]

Yes but you mustn't let that stop you.     I speak from experience.

[JB400]

If I forgot to think about thinking to take any meds, would taking meds help me remember to think about taking my meds?

[Fred]

Only if you have your wits about you. If you've scattered them about, you don't stand a chance in hell or anywhere for that matter.

[JB400]

That's why they stay in a gunny sack with my marbles on my hip.  I don't think I've lost my marbles yet.

[Fred]

As long as they're not ball bearings. Those things can really weigh you down. Come to think of it, you didn't lug that bag full on board with you did you? What were you thinking? No wonder the boat is listing.

[JB400]

The captain brought the bearings.  He said he needed them to plot his course.  When he bailed, he didn't take them with him.  He did take his concrete boots though.  I think he wanted to put them in Jones' locker.  We better do something with the bearings.  The brothers are rolling around.  Just hope the monkeys don't pick up on it, it's too heavy for them.

[Fred]

Do you see land yet? I'm desperate to put this voyage behind us. Too many loonies on board. Next I'm going to sea in a sieve, there won't be room for anyone to join me. If you want to come, you'll have to bring your own but I'll be happy to tow you.

[JB400]

Isn't this the boat at Long John Silvers?  You can leave anytime you want.  Terra firma is all around us   The people at the counter want to close up anyway.  Don't forget your Jolly Roger

[Fred]

If it is, why have we gone hungry for the pasr 36 hours? And what was making the boat rock?

[JB400]

Whose bright idea was it to close the automatic locking door behind us? Maybe it's the brothers that are rolling around on bearings that are making the boat rock.  Then again, did you take your meds yet?

[Fred]

I wanted to but someone's knocked them off. I can't find them anywhere.  Can I have some of yours.
Are you any good at opening doors using a credit card? I can't do it even though I've watched it being done many times on TV.

[JB400]

I'll share, but only if it's a good idea.  Did anyone turn the light on to see if it was?  I can't find the switch.  Maybe we should check the map.  My credit card is missing.  So are the girls.

[Fred]

I don't have one either. Will a matchbox do?

[JB400]

Only if you have two, then we can have a race

[Fred]

What if I put some wheels on the boat?

[JB400]

It would rock and roll

[Fred]

 

I'm feeling a little green around the gills just thinking about it!

[JB400]

Sorry, I couldn't resist.   Maybe you should find your meds now

[Fred]

Can you encircle them for me so that I can find them more easily?  Or maybe if I can just find my glasses first, I'd have a better chance. I think I recall lending them to Bryan, he was having trouble spotting the cat once again.