How much can a Koala bare?

[JB400]

Is that the Major coming in now?

[Fred]

OMG! it is..................duck!

[JB400]

Where?...........................................................OUCH!!!!!!!

[Fred]

Did you just get walloped with a paddle? I told you to duck when I saw the monkeys take aim!

[JB400]

What's with all the dancing sugar plum fairies?

[Fred]

Where? Can I have some?
Just relax and take it easy............you'll feel your old self again in no time.

[JB400]

They're over by the cuckoo clock serving pina` colada's.  Am I dreaming, or is that skip in a grass skirt?

[Fred]

Only if he's wearing coconut bras, I won't be able to tell until he turns around.
Those sugarplum fairies look mighty tasty.........should I go in for a bite?

[JB400]

Go right ahead.  Watch out for the pits  though.  Drivers are coming in for tires and fuel.  No sense in feeding the vultures.  They ate already.

[Fred]

Hello?    Earth to stroker..........Earth to stroker!  wake up. 

[JB400]

What the heck happened?

[Fred]

You slipped on deck and bumped your head.  I saw plenty of stars circling overhead.......your head that is but for a minute I got caught up in it with you. Luckily I was able to snap out of it before we were both sucked into the abyss with no one to rescue us.  No need to thank me.

[JB400]

Hope I didn't hurt the deck.  I enjoy a good hand of black jack

[Fred]

The deck is fine, how's your head? Is black jack coming aboard? Can he manage with his good hand? What happened to his other hand?

[JB400]

My heads' ringing like a bell.  I don't have any idea if Black Jack is coming aboard or not.  He's supposed to meet us at port.  Did the Major make it?

[Fred]

Yes but he disembarked an hour ago when he caught you eyeing him off in what he felt was a very strange way. I told him you were just seeing stars but he felt sure the feather's would start flying if he stayed.

If black jack wears an eye patch, we're up shit creek..........I know for a fact that he only has one eye.

[JB400]

So, we have no captain.  We don't even have any Morgan either.  What about Capt. Crunch?

[Fred]

we have got Morgan. I've been keeping him safe in my pocket but he's only coming out in an emergency.

Where is he? (capt. crunch) I've not set eyes on him. Do we really need a captain? If I remove my blindfold there's no reason I couldn't do the job. I'm sick of all the free loaders taking up squatters rights.

[JB400]

I'll let you be captain.  I'll take a chill pill and babysit the monkeys.  They're not allowed on the beds anymore.  We only have 6 left.

[Fred]

I thought we only ever had four?   

What's going on, what's happened to them all? Have you been using them to keep the home fires burning?

[JB400]

I must have hit my head harder than I thought   I have been using monkeys to keep the fires burning.  I want a warm home to go home to when we get back.  I just hope they use left over sticks to keep my brick house warm.

[Fred]

Well I sure hope they weren't using their paddles or once again will be up shit creek!!!

Why have we only got 6 beds left? Have you been renting them out? If you have, I hope you haven't just given them to just any Tom, Dick or Jeffrey.

[JB400]

That's what happens when you let the monkeys jump on the beds.  No, I didn't give Tom, Dick, or Jeffrey any of the beds.  They didn't have any money.  I kicked them overboard.  They went under it instead.  They left their girlfriends on board.  I let them have the captains' corters.  They enjoyed them and ate the last of them.  They're scrubbing the decks right now  I wanted to make sure they got shuffled up real well.

[Fred]

Where did the brothers' get to? They're awfully quite and that scares me.

Three girls..........three brothers............you don't think..........

[JB400]

Did this just turn into the Love boat?