How much can a Koala bare?

[JB400]

Your pet wallaby stepped on my foot, and now it's swollen.  Can I use a rattler instead?

[Fred]

What's wrong with your other foot?

[JB400]

I'm standing on it.  Would you prefer I shake it instead?

[Fred]

Oh yeah,sorry, I forgot you were of the two legged kind.

[JB400]

What did you  think I was?

[Fred]

Dare I say it?..............an animal!!     

[JB400]

Party animal maybe

[Fred]

So you're saying you party with animals?

[JB400]

Animal house

[Fred]

Or are you just an animal when you party?

[JB400]

Aren't we all?

[Fred]

I really couldn't say, I only know a handful.

[JB400]

A handful of people or a handful of animal crackers?

[Fred]

A handful of people  and a bowlful of animal crackers handed to me by Shirley Temple herself. Only nvrbdn got stuck into them before I could.

[JB400]

How many coats did nvrbdn have on to get stuck in a bowl?

[Fred]

It was only one coat but it was a coat of many colours.

[JB400]

Which bro did he get it off of?

[Fred]

I don't think it was Bob Marley but I can't be certain.  Of course, there's always a chance the monkey's would know.

[JB400]

They ain't gonna squeal.  Talk to the 3 little pigs and fry up some bacon while you interogate them

[Fred]

What should I use for fuel? the straw or the sticks?  If I have a fry up, will you come?

[JB400]

If there is plenty of pretties, multiple times

[Fred]

Would you settle for some food you can get your chops round instead? Unlike you, I'm not a bacheloar.

[JB400]

Steaks that are cubed or round will be fine.  Save a few sticks, and then we can roast marshmallows as well.

[Fred]

I'd rather roast nuts. Not yours or mine you understand but nuts never the less.

Got to go. My dogs farting like a trooper and I can't stay in this room for another minute. I'll be sure to lock the door behind me so the bad smell can't follow.

[polywideblock]

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