How much can a Koala bare?

[Fred]

What are we going to do about the cockortwo? they're really wreaking havoc on the balcony. Wood chips flying everywhere.

[polywideblock]

break out the "bluey" he chase them off

[Fred]

But didn't Sport tie him down?

[polywideblock]

wasn't that a wallaby

[Fred]

No, I'm pretty sure it was a kangaroo but we could ask Rolf.

[polywideblock]

what about coogee bear?wouldn't he know?

[Fred]

No he's busy getting stuck into the vegimite but we could ask stroker.

[polywideblock]

vegimite without toast is just wrong

[Fred]

Well if they made smaller jars, he wouldn't be able to dive into it.
On the other hand..........if the jars are smaller, he'll get stuck all the time!

[polywideblock]

a small jar lasts me a l-o-n-g time

[Fred]

I've had mine for about 15 years!

[polywideblock]

let that be a lesson to all our US  brothers   ,don't let some clown feed you a teaspoon full of vegimite on your big AUSSIE tour  .aussies have it smeard THINLY on toast.

[Fred]

And doesn't it taste terrific. (when smeared properly)

I've also found another use for it once it's gone 25 years past the expiry date. It makes great axel grease!

[polywideblock]

makes good camo paint as long as you don't get it  in your eyes    a bit smeared here or there will keep a cat amused for hours

[Fred]

Do they need camo gear to go with it? I hope not because the sales assistant says........he knows it's here somewhere but he can't find it!!!!!

[polywideblock]

can also smear it under your eye lids  and look at the world through stained glass

[Fred]

It will stick your shoe soles back together again too. And it's even waterproof.

And doesn't it make a great mosquito repelent?

[polywideblock]

truly wondrous stuff

[Fred]

I think the koala just fell out of the tree.

[JB400]

Did someone catch him?

[Fred]

Luckily he landed on the back of a wombat.

[polywideblock]

now theres a hole

[Fred]

A hole in the tree? That's a good thing, the Rosella's will move right in.

[Fred]

There's a bit of a rodeo thing happening with the koala and the wombat.

[JB400]

That will make the fruit bats homeless.  Or, are they going to be bunk mates?