How much can a Koala bare?

[Fred]

NO, no fires near us.

[polywideblock]

 

[Fred]

Do you reckon that stroker's suffering from heat stroke and is running circles around Uluru?

[polywideblock]

could be getting chased by a dingo   

[Fred]

Maybe the Geckos are giving him heaps. I think he'll be sleeping under the stars tonight.

[polywideblock]

might have been got by a crock crickey

[Fred]

Hasn't Dundee got those suckers under control?

[polywideblock]

thought those suckers had us under control 

[Fred]

Only up in the far end. But what about the mossies down the other?

[polywideblock]

yea we've got em  google a "hexam grey" the suckers are as big as a horse

[Fred]

Yeah I know, I've often considered using them for hang gliding!  Good way to see the Grampians.

[polywideblock]

been known to carry off sheep and small children 

[Fred]

If that's the case, just think what a wedgetail can carry off.

[Fred]

I sure hope Mad Dog Morgan hasn't got a hold of stroker. That'll be the end of him for sure..

[polywideblock]

like i said watch out for people wanting to  show you the bush,unless she's got high heels of course

[Tilar]

They'll need a couple of esky fulls at least.  How big's your esky?

Do you want to borrow my tuckerbox?

I aint sure what the hell y'all are talking about, but it sounds like Fred is starting to get a little personal here.        

You need to visit down under and pick up some of our slang..............and maybe a Aussie sheila as well.  

There could be a new Mrs. in the making.    

I'd love to visit "down under" and I wouldn't mind taking one of those "Aussie sheila's" out for a test drive, but right now there's no plans to buy another one. Besides, I cant afford to buy any more houses right now anyway.  

[Ram07]

what is this starnge language you speak?

[Fred]

I'm pretty sure it's Australian...........but I could be wrong. 

[Fred]

Eureka!!! stroker's alive. Says he spent the night under a coolibah. Says is looking for breakfast.

[oldgold69]

do I need an aussie dictionary to understand this thread  mossies grampians

[Fred]

mossies = mosquitos
The Grampians = mountain range (in Victoria)............currently on fire.  

[polywideblock]

do I need an aussie dictionary to understand this thread  mossies grampians

should of thought of this earlier  have fun  http://www.monash.edu.au/lls/llonline/quickrefs/10-australian-slang.xml

[polywideblock]

Eureka!!! stroker's alive. Says he spent the night under a coolibah. Says is looking for breakfast.

bardie grubs and crawchies

[Fred]

If he's anywhere near Morton Bay he can get stuck into some of them bugs.

[polywideblock]

roches of the sea!