Answer the question with a question

[nvrbdn]

what if he is alone, late at night?

[polywideblock]

would reading his mind at night hurt his eyes ?

[burnout.dawg]

Would shining a flashlight through his ears help?

[tsmithae]

What if you used one of those Egyptian brain picking tools?

[Mopar Nut]

Where can I find a Egyptian brain picking tool?

[burnout.dawg]

Hmmm...in Egypt?

[tsmithae]

King Tut's Tomb?

[Fred]

would it be easier to look for it at the bazaars?

[Mopar Nut]

Can you buy them on the net?

[polywideblock]

are they on ebay ?

[Mopar Nut]

How much can I expect to pay?

[polywideblock]

what's the going price for smuggled Egyptian antiquities ?

[burnout.dawg]

Is there a going price if you get caught snuggling Egyptian antiquities?

[Mopar Nut]

Only if you get caught, right?

[burnout.dawg]

Sooner or later doesn't everyone eventually get caught?

[Mopar Nut]

Have you smuggling Egyptian antiquities lately?

[burnout.dawg]

I've never smuggled anything...have you?

[Mopar Nut]

I drove my mother in-law over the state line, is that consired smuggling ancient artifacts?   

[burnout.dawg]

Lol...that's funny...but was it illegal?

[Mopar Nut]

I don't think so, she volunteered to ride in the back. Is your MIL crazy like mine?

[burnout.dawg]

I've never met her...she passed a long time ago. But my mother is crazier than a box of loons...will that do?

[Mopar Nut]

Sorry to hear about your MIL passing. My mother is OK, but my sisters are crazy, what about your sisters/brothers?

[burnout.dawg]

Could it be I am the family nut case? 

[Mopar Nut]

Do you agree that you are the family nut case?

[polywideblock]

if i'm the last one standing wouldn't that make me the family nut case ?

                                                                                                      everyone's gone        i'm all that's left