Answer the question with a question

[tsmithae]

I used it to cook, does that decrease its holiness?

[polywideblock]

was the food extra good ?

[tsmithae]

If everything I cook is amazing how can it be extra good?

[JB400]

What did you do, smother it in cheese and grease?

[Fred]

could you use that mixture to style your hair?

[tsmithae]

I generally just use fresh ingredients and create delicious masterpieces,  and isn't bacon the most recent condiment fad anyways?

[Fred]

if you use paint to create a masterpiece, would it still be delicious??

[polywideblock]

it might look delicious but it would still taste like paint wouldn't it ?

[Mopar Nut]

If I used delicious paint, could I use it as a masterpiece?

[Fred]

would you eat it or hang it on the wall?

[Mopar Nut]

I would share, do you want a taste?

[Fred]

can I have some of the pink bit?

[Mopar Nut]

How low will you go?

[Fred]

isn't it hanging on the wall?

[Mopar Nut]

It's a floor to ceiling painting, with the pink bit on the floor. Do you still want some?

[Fred]

can I have it laying flat on my back?

[Mopar Nut]

You can have it anyway you want it, can I get Maxim to help you?

[Fred]

wouldn't he dismiss me out of hand?

[Mopar Nut]

I think not, would you talk nice to him?

[Fred]

if I do, how will he answer back?

[Mopar Nut]

If he talks dirty, would you like to slap him?

[Fred]

If he talks dirty, would you like to slap him?

[Mopar Nut]

Would you tell me If he talks dirty?

[Fred]

who invited him anyway?

[Mopar Nut]

It wasn't you?