Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

would it help if you followed the yellow brick road?

[JB400]

Do I have to have ruby red slippers?

You can get vegemite in the US.  There are places that import it for people.  It'll cost around $15 for a jar the size of a Cheez Whiz jar.

[burnout.dawg]

Will it lead to the land of Oz?


   Off to bed I go. Thanks for the evening  

[Fred]

Maybe it will lead to the land downunder, that would be good wouldn't it?



$15 bucks! that's crazy. How big is a cheese whiz jar?

[JB400]

Do I get to go over the rainbow?



15.ounces

[Fred]

is that the way to get down under?



                       I'll have to go and convert that into grams

[JB400]

Do I have to go under the rainbow instead?

[Fred]

wouldn't digging a tunnel be the quickest and most direct way to get here?



                           another thread bites the dust!

[JB400]

Can I borrow a spoon?

Yep.  I wonder what happened?

[Fred]

would you prefer a spade instead?



                             fly on the wall............I would have preferred a public flogging lol

[Mopar Nut]

Do you have a spade I can use?

[polywideblock]

would a shovel do ?

[tsmithae]

Why not get a hoe?

[Mopar Nut]

I work with hoes, can I  borrow your shovel?

[tsmithae]

I have no hoes and no shovels; would a large spoon work?

[Fred]

a large spoon would probably do after all, who hoes rows anymore?

[tsmithae]

The only spoon I found has holes in it, do you still want it?

[JB400]

Would you mind if others use your spoon?

[burnout.dawg]

The only thing I could find is a pooper-scooper, would that be better than a holy spoon?

[polywideblock]

does the holy spoon work miracles ?

[burnout.dawg]

Perhaps better than a pooper-scooper, don't you agree?

[tsmithae]

Why didn't anyone tell me my spoon was holy?

[polywideblock]

aren't you supposed to just "know" ?

[JB400]

Wouldn't it give you a spiritual experience?

[polywideblock]

that depend how the spoon is used doesn't it ?