Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

I thought dragons ate matchsticks. Why else do they breathe fire?

[polywideblock]

really bad heartburn ? 

[nvrbdn]

to cook their food before they eat it?

[burnout.dawg]

Wouldn't cooking their food first qualify them as being somewhat civilized?

[polywideblock]

they'd never have to look for a lighter would they?

[Fred]

lighter shade of grey, do you mean?

[Mopar Nut]

Would you like to have gray dragons as a pet?

[Fred]

do they come house trained?

[Mopar Nut]

Wanna buy a castle trained dragon?

[Fred]

what does a castle trained dragon do?

[Mopar Nut]

Do you want to fly with a castle trained dragon?

[Fred]

does he carry the castle on his back like a snail?

[Mopar Nut]

Yes he does, are you still interested?

[Fred]

I've always wanted to move house without the inconvenience so I'm very interested. Where do I sign?

[burnout.dawg]

Does someone have a dragon for sale?

[nvrbdn]

didnt pete have a dragon?

[burnout.dawg]

Is Pete selling his dragon?

[Mopar Nut]

Is his dragon castle trained?

[burnout.dawg]

Can you imagine the mess if he isn't?

[Mopar Nut]

Would you volunteer to clean the dragon messes?

[burnout.dawg]

Heck no...would you do it?

[nvrbdn]

does the job include a shovel and pail?

[burnout.dawg]

A very large shovel and pail...wouldn't you agree?

[nvrbdn]

would you also have the need for a protective suit?

[JB400]

Wouldn't bio hazard training be required as well?