Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

Is there a day in the month that doesn't cost you money?

[polywideblock]

Feb 29 only costs you once every 4 years would that do?

[Fred]

when did you get so smart?

[moparsr2fast]

Is not intellect relevant to monthly dues?

[A6USMC]

Does it not depend on the club?

[JB400]

If it depends on the club, how do we rank?

[Fred]

will it not depend on who's got the biggest club and how well they can swing it?

[JB400]

Wouldn't the best swinger be better off than the person with the biggest club?

[Fred]

doesn't size matter anymore?

[JB400]

In which way?

[Fred]

are you looking for direction?

[polywideblock]

do you need a compass?

[JB400]

How do you even read a compass?

[Fred]

don't you just point it in the right direction?

[JB400]

Which direction would that be?

[Fred]

wouldn't it be the direction you wanted to go?

[JB400]

Wouldn't following a stream make more sense to follow then a compass?

[Fred]

what if you want to be lead up the garden path?

[JB400]

Do they both go in the same direction?

[Fred]

are you heading down stream or up stream?

[JB400]

Which way will lead to the closest bridge?

[Fred]

do you take me for a know all?

[JB400]

Yes.  Would you prefer me to take you for a fool?

[Fred]

will I still be unique?

[polywideblock]

how do you catch a unique rabbit?