Answer the question with a question

[polywideblock]

would that depend on what the gag was?


                                                                                   brown paper bag of dog crap ain't that funny

[dyslexic teddybear]

I can think of people that deserve the bag of crap and it would be hilarious....can't you?

[Fred]

wouldn't we rather a bag of goodies?

[dyslexic teddybear]

If it's a bag of crap.....isn't it better to give then receive?

[Fred]

   Could I not be home that day?

[dyslexic teddybear]

of course......but in that case it might end up where you did not want it....right?

[Fred]

should I tie a balloon to it and send it on it's way?

[dyslexic teddybear]

do you care where it lands?

[Fred]

would a strong northerly guarantee I'll be safe?

[dyslexic teddybear]

never any guarantees.....but would be better then whizzing into the wind, wouldn't it?

[Fred]

would whizzing round and round be any fun?

[dyslexic teddybear]

try whizzing into the wind and see what comes back.....yes?

[Fred]

what if nothing comes back?

[polywideblock]

are you wizzing dust?

[Fred]

I've been swirling dust, will that do?

[polywideblock]

what were you swirling dust in?

[Fred]

possibly the vacuum cleaner?

[JB400]

Are you using a Dust Buster?

[Fred]

I thought Buster didn't want to do it, has he changed his mind?

[JB400]

If Buster changed his mind, should we change ours?

[Fred]

how about we change direction instead?

[JB400]

Do you want to be driver, navigator, or backseat driver?

[Fred]

could I please drive?

[JB400]

Yes, you can drive.  Do you still have your license?

[Fred]

do I need one?