Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

can I pay with the marbles I found instead?

[polywideblock]

are you paying or playing with those marbles you found?

[Fred]

I'd like to pay with them but as they belong to you, would you like them back now?

[polywideblock]

have you been under the lounge?

[Fred]

do you want to know if I felt good vibrations?

[JB400]

Not really, but won't you tell me anyway?

[Fred]

why should I tell you if you don't want to know?

[JB400]

Wouldn't it be polite of me to sit and listen to you even if I don't want to?

[Fred]

I sure wouldn't, would you?

[JB400]

Yes, I probably would.  Should I change?

[Fred]

what do you want to change in to??

[JB400]

I think you should have your own changing room, don't you agree?

[Fred]

how small is yours?

[JB400]

When it's hot or cold?

[Fred]

should I dare say hot?

[JB400]

How hot is it?

[Fred]

about 21 inches hot??

[JB400]

Isn't it bigger than that?

[Fred]

are you fooling yourself?

[JB400]

Why would I do that?

[Fred]

to put a smile on your face?

[JB400]

Really?

[Fred]

wouldn't that make you happy?

[polywideblock]

how easy is it to fool yourself?

[JB400]

Can it be done?