Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Have you been in an outhouse while it was tipped over?

[Fred]

are you asking if I've ever over tipped?

[JB400]

Did you tip too many causing you to tip over?

[Fred]

is it possible I tipped forward instead?

[JB400]

Which is more likely to happen?

[Fred]

if I wear lead shoes will I be able to prevent either?

[JB400]

Are the lead shoes heavier than you?

[polywideblock]

i'v got a lead foot will that do?

[JB400]

Will it help you stay on both feet?

[polywideblock]

keeps my ass in the seat,will that do?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Would you rather yours went somewhere else?

[JB400]

Aren't there some that try to lose theirs?

[Fred]

finders keepers.......losers weepers??

[dyslexic teddybear]

Sounds serious....is yours weeping?

[JB400]

It's not because of the grey thingy, is it?

[dyslexic teddybear]

does grey thingies make it weep?

[Fred]

wouldn't you weep if you lost yours?




                                     Mrs skip has got it and she won't give it back. 

[JB400]

Will you want it back after she's done with it?

[dyslexic teddybear]

depends what she's using it for....yes?

[JB400]

What is she using it for?





If you want to get caught up on what the grey thingy is
http://www.dodgecharger.com/forum/index.php/topic,95505.100.html

[Fred]

you'd think I'd know, wouldn't you?

[JB400]

Do you know what she's using it for, or just have an idea?

[Fred]

If I knew, would I want it back?

[JB400]

Do you really want it back?

[Fred]

how can I live without it?