Answer the question with a question

[DeltaV]

What about Hostess Twinkies?

[Fred]

What on earth are they?

[JB400]

Aren't they a cream filled sponge cake, rumored to last forever?

[Fred]

Are they?

[BDF]

Aren't those what the cockroaches will live on after doomsday?

[Fred]

Will there be enough to go around?

[DeltaV]

Would cockroaches even be interested in eating Twinkies?

[Fred]

Would Twinkies want cockroaches eating them?

[DeltaV]

Is that what Twinkies ponder?

[Fred]

Or is that what I was pondering?

[DeltaV]

Why would you ponder such a thing?

[Fred]

Beats me!

Maybe because the Twinkies can't?

[DeltaV]

This is a service that you provide voluntarily?

[Fred]

should I charge a fee?

[DeltaV]

Isn't it worth a try?

[Fred]

would you be interested?

[DeltaV]

What do you take me for?

[Fred]

 how much have you got?

[DeltaV]

Will you spend it like there is no tomorrow?

[Fred]

Would that mean I'd have to spend it all today?

[DeltaV]

Is that a promise?

[Fred]

would that be wise?

[JB400]

Could one spend it all in one day??

[Fred]

If one had very little I imagine so.......right?

[DeltaV]

This is what causes thrifty behavior?