Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Aren't you on the podium?

[Fred]

Are you at the right venue?

[BDF]

What's the event?

[Fred]

Can anybody really know for sure?

[BDF]

Were you not on the podium?

[Fred]

That is the question, isn't it?

[BDF]

Are you ashamed to say why you were up there?

[Fred]

If I am, could it be because I don't know how I got there?

[BDF]

Do you know why you were there?

[Fred]

Was I suppose to give a speech?

[JB400]

Are you giving an acceptance speech or a protest speech?

[Fred]

if it is the former..what would I be excepting?

[DeltaV]

or would you rather be accepting?

[Fred]

but what can I expect to accept?

[dyslexic teddybear]

a useless award?

[440]

Would that make him entitled?

[Fred]

do we have divided opinions?

[DeltaV]

Can we join them together?

[Fred]

would it be wise to put them all in one basket?

[DeltaV]

What harm could it cause?

[Fred]

what if we dropped it?

[BDF]

Dropped it on what?

[DeltaV]

From how far?

[BDF]

Does it matter from how far if we don't know what it was?

[DeltaV]

Why didn't someone check first?