Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

it wasn't you was it?

[JB400]

No, it wasn't me.  Have you been listening to someone else?

[Fred]

I don't know, is my toupee on the right way around?

[JB400]

Is there a right way to wear a toupe`

[oldgold69]

isn't there an arrow pointing which way into the wind?

[Fred]

should I take it off?

[JB400]

Are you in a situation to where you could take it off?

[Fred]

isn't it just like a hat?

[JB400]

But, is it like the cats' hat?

[Fred]

what's a cats hat?

[JB400]

Did you forget Dr. Seuss?

[Fred]

isn't that the cat in the hat?

[JB400]

The cat has to have the hat to be in the hat, am I correct?

[Fred]

what about puss in boots?

[JB400]

This puss in boots?

[oldgold69]

I think I like puss in boots?

[JB400]

Would you like to see more?

[Fred]

do I know him?

[JB400]

Do you know who?

[Fred]

isn't who on first?

[JB400]

Did you put him there?

[Fred]

what if I did?

[Fred]

does sticking a question mark at the end of a sentence make it a question?

[JB400]

Why did you put him there?



Not in my book it doesn't.

[Fred]

should I have put him somewhere else?




mine either.