Answer the question with a question

[will]

what's a declarative statement?

[polywideblock]

how would I know ?

[will]

why don't you know?

[polywideblock]

could I be tricking ?

[dual fours]

Do you turn Tricks?

[polywideblock]

I know a few card tricks, does that count ?

[will]

Do you know 52 pick-up?

[DeltaV]

What's that song that has lyrics about playing solitaire with a deck of 51?

[polywideblock]

52 pick up isn't much fun is it  ?

[will]

it's not rocket science, is it?

[polywideblock]

could a rocket scientist be better at 52 pick up ?

[will]

or would he be better at picking his nose?

[polywideblock]

do you need to be a rocket scientist to do that ?

[DeltaV]

Would it help to be afflicted with OCD?

[polywideblock]

would someone with OCD be able to have a bogger touching them ?

[DeltaV]

maybe yes if they were distracted?

[polywideblock]

how do you distract them ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

By being distracting?

[polywideblock]

what if your distraction isn't distracting ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Isn't any distraction a distraction.....even if it's not enough of a distraction to be really distracting? 

[polywideblock]

without sufficient distraction, how will the bogger be removed ?

[will]

would forceps be the proper tool for the distracting extracting?

[polywideblock]

would the forceps be distraction enough by themselves ?

[will]

or would the extraction be excrutiating?

[polywideblock]

just where are those forceps going again ?