Answer the question with a question

[DeltaV]

is that like taking your lumps?

[polywideblock]

is there a choice ?

[will]

what if I don't choose?

[DeltaV]

does the outcome matter either way?

[polywideblock]

it would to those being craped on wouldn't it ?

[will]

does crap roll downhill?

[polywideblock]

doesn't it fly off fan blades ?

[will]

what sound does it make?

[polywideblock]

if no -one is there to hear it, does it make any sound at all ?

[will]

if it does, how would you know?

[DeltaV]

Other creatures have the sense of hearing. Why does it have to be a person to hear it?

[polywideblock]

can they tell you what it sounds like ?

[will]

does Dr. Doolittle respond in this forum?

[polywideblock]

does he still have the push-me-pull-you ? 

[DeltaV]

Did it die or did he sell it?

[polywideblock]

are they long lived ?

[will]

if they are, how long do they live?

[polywideblock]

would you have to ask a expert ?

[DeltaV]

can't you find out on Wikipedia?

[polywideblock]

is Wikipedia only as good as those who wrote it ?

[DeltaV]

Isn't there some type of peer review process?

(of course if all the peers are idiots, then what's the use?)

[polywideblock]

is anyone truly an expert ?

[DeltaV]

Only the self-appointed?

[polywideblock]

what are their qualifications ?

[DeltaV]

Ability to fog a mirror?