Answer the question with a question

[DeltaV]

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

[JB400]

Are you looking for a judge  or referee?

[polywideblock]

what if the mirror lies ? 

[DeltaV]

Lies as in distortion?

[dyslexic teddybear]

distortion or perception?

[polywideblock]

could it be your eye's and not the mirror ?

[DeltaV]

perhaps an altered state of awareness?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Would not awareness altered or not, be perception?

[polywideblock]

is your perception and awareness  altered if someone turns out the light ?

[DeltaV]

don't you need light for a mirror to work?

[dyslexic teddybear]

At times....would you want the mirror to work?

[DeltaV]

Do you perceive of some reason why I would not want it to work?

[dyslexic teddybear]

From personal experience, first thing in the morning is not the best time for it to work, how about you?

[DeltaV]

Do you have corrective lens eyewear that you can "forget" to wear?

[dyslexic teddybear]

No......maybe I need to learn not to look?

[polywideblock]

if you don't look won't you trip over something ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Do you think I will trip on the mirror?

[polywideblock]

what if you fall in ? 

[JB400]

Need a life preserver?

[polywideblock]

what about a lifesaver ?

[DeltaV]

What is your favorite flavor?

[polywideblock]

isn't musk everyone's ?

[DeltaV]

musk flavored lifesavers...are you kidding?

[polywideblock]

don't you have them over there ?   

[dyslexic teddybear]

They look better then the name....don't they?