Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

or should you have a bath?

[JB400]

A sponge bath?

[Fred]

what about a hot bath?

[polywideblock]

would a hot tub do ?

[Fred]

what about a tub of lard?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Perhaps that is what the bag is for?

[Fred]

 if I haven't got a bag can I smear it in my hair?

[JB400]

What are you, a greaser?

[Fred]

what if I just like to be greased?

[JB400]

Do you squeak?

[Fred]

after applying a tub of lard.........what do you think?

[JB400]

Did you squeak before the application of the lard?

[polywideblock]

what makes you squeak ?     

[JB400]

What makes her squeal?

[Fred]

will a 7 incher do it?

[Mopar Nut]

Do you need a "Snap-On" tool to help?

[polywideblock]

 snap on or strap on ?   

[dyslexic teddybear]

You want to be able to snap on your strap on?

[Mopar Nut]

Which one is quicker, snap on or strap on?

[dyslexic teddybear]

What's more important to you......speed or reliability?

[polywideblock]

what if your snap on gets stuck ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Wouldn't call that reliable, would you?

[Fred]

What would you call reliable?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Something that doesn't fall off halfway thru using it?

[polywideblock]

is it still usable detached ?