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Started by JB400, December 09, 2012, 03:04:23 AM

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Mopar Nut

#14250
March 19, 2014, 02:14:36 AM
Isn't there a machine for milking cows now?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

JB400

#14251
March 19, 2014, 02:25:19 AM
Can't you just use a bucket?

Mopar Nut

#14252
March 19, 2014, 02:32:21 AM
Isn't that manual labor?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

JB400

#14253
March 19, 2014, 02:55:37 AM
Is there something wrong with that? :popcrn:

polywideblock

#14254
March 19, 2014, 03:04:39 AM
isn't that what labour saving devices were invented for ?


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RoscoePColtrain

#14255
March 19, 2014, 03:14:08 PM
Can we attach smart phones to each teat and let the kids go wild?

Mopar Nut

#14256
March 19, 2014, 03:52:41 PM
Would cows understand texting?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

polywideblock

#14257
March 19, 2014, 09:58:45 PM
how could a cow use a smartphone ?


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dual fours

#14258
March 19, 2014, 10:19:20 PM
I would say by mooving it up to it's face wouldn't you?  :smilielol:
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polywideblock

#14259
March 20, 2014, 02:46:05 AM
could hooves hold a phone ?


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Mopar Nut

#14260
March 20, 2014, 09:27:28 AM
Could they be using super glue?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

JB400

#14261
March 20, 2014, 12:05:26 PM
What would they be doing with super glue?

polywideblock

#14262
March 20, 2014, 12:39:49 PM
could they be putting on false eyelashes ?  :icon_smile_big:


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dyslexic teddybear

#14263
March 21, 2014, 08:23:57 PM
A cow wearing false eyelashes? :scratchchin:








                                            Hmmm, seems I have seen a few cows wearing false ones...... :angel:

polywideblock

#14264
March 21, 2014, 09:47:57 PM
don't cows in false eyelashes  look better than pigs in false eyelashes ?



                                                                                                  :lol:


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JB400

#14265
March 21, 2014, 10:20:46 PM
Are the pigs wearing lipstick?

dyslexic teddybear

#14266
March 21, 2014, 10:23:22 PM
so.....be worse if the cow was wearing false eyelashes AND lipstick?








                                                                  Seen that before too......

polywideblock

#14267
March 21, 2014, 10:26:28 PM
just where is this weird town that dresses the livestock so ?


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JB400

#14268
March 21, 2014, 10:27:12 PM
Where do the ex's live?

polywideblock

#14269
March 21, 2014, 10:28:20 PM
is there  somewhere to send them ?


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polywideblock

#14271
March 21, 2014, 10:58:20 PM
if their all there it would be a bitter twisted place wouldn't it ?


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dyslexic teddybear

#14272
March 21, 2014, 11:17:28 PM
Perhaps someone will get the idea we really hate our ex ?







                                            Truth is, I'm for the most part, past that. But's it's kinda like  :horse: once in a while there's a twitch, and you need to smack it.....

polywideblock

#14273
March 22, 2014, 12:14:36 AM
isn't hate to soft a word  ?



                                           as long as its a twitch and not a itch if you get what I mean   :icon_smile_big:


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Mopar Nut

#14274
March 22, 2014, 02:11:02 AM
Would extremely hate be harder?
"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."
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