Answer the question with a question

[Ram07]

what if you forgot a knife?

[dyslexic teddybear]

could you use other tools?

[polywideblock]

what about an axe ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

I would rather cut with a chain saw, wouldn't you?

[polywideblock]

aren't they noisy and smelly ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Yeah......but if you get a big enough one......cuts like h*** doesn't it?

[polywideblock]

isn't an axe better exercise ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

Sure is.....but doesn't a saw get more done?

[polywideblock]

yes but its just not the same is it ?

                                                 axeman's phrase "chopping wood ,heats you twice "   

[dual fours]

The old lumber jack looks over at the young jack holding the axe and asked him "what are you wating for" the young jack asks" where's the start button?"

sorry I got off track.

Comparing an axe to a chain saw is like comparing a bicycle to a motorcycle don't you think?

back on track now.

[Ram07]

what if it was a moped?

[Mopar Nut]

Wouldn't you want a Harley Davidson instead?

[Ram07]

They have lots of shiny parts, right?

[polywideblock]

are you attracted by  lots of chrome ?

[Ram07]

aren't you?

[Mopar Nut]

Isn't too much chrome over doing it?

[polywideblock]

doesn't chrome hold the heat ?


                                                  never hear anyone talk about it anymore 

[Ram07]

what if the heat did not want to be held?

[Mopar Nut]

Has anyone tried holding Google Chrome?   

[polywideblock]

to ransom ?

[RoscoePColtrain]

Was "Ransom" was a good movie?

[Ram07]

would that not depend on the type of movies you like?

[Mopar Nut]

What if you don't have good taste?

[dual fours]

Then don't you think you'll be spit out ?

[polywideblock]

never had that complaint ,have you?