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Answer the question with a question

Started by JB400, December 09, 2012, 03:04:23 AM

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dyslexic teddybear

why should you limit yourself to just one area?

cavemanno1

Shouldn't you get kissed by them somewhere you can protect yourself?




                                           

                                                                                       Those girls are the ones your mother warned you about!

dyslexic teddybear

perhaps you might want to take a walk on the wild side?   





                                           I doubt it.....she was pretty wise, she knew she would be wasting her breath. :D

cavemanno1

What if you took the walk and later wished you  never went there because of things you saw and did?




                                                   

                                                                        Not all girls are girls there!



                                                                                             

dyslexic teddybear

wouldn't it be worse if you caught something?




                                                                            :scared:


                                                                [had read that......so.....did you get a surprise when you were there?]






                                                                       

polywideblock

did you have to run fast to catch it ?


                                                       don't worry about ping -pong try the "monkey OK "show  :o ;)


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dyslexic teddybear

I would run fast to not let it catch me.....wouldn't you?

polywideblock

isn't that what protection was for ?


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dyslexic teddybear


polywideblock



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dyslexic teddybear


polywideblock

is there a happy medium ? 


                                    "the rubber fish suit "


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dyslexic teddybear

of course the medium sized would be happy, but what if you need a x-large?

polywideblock



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dyslexic teddybear


Mopar Nut

"Dear God, my prayer for 2024 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last ten years."

dyslexic teddybear


polywideblock

considering you put a suit on ,what do you do with the fish ?


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cavemanno1

Wouldn't we need to worry about crabs more than fish?



                                                                 
                                                                               On Thailand i didn't get surprised by a "girl"mine was all girl!When i was in Melbourne i saw a gorgeous girl walking down the street.She was absolutely beautiful.Beautiful face,nice smile and great body.I was looking at her,not staring,and as we passed each other she looked at me as well.When we passed i stopped and glanced after her and guess what she was doing the same thing!So had to get my "balls out" to man up and ask her for a coffee or a drink.
She said yes and we went for a drink.Talked for a half an hour and we flirted like teenagers,was 29 that time.Anyway our conversation got steamy a lot and she did the tong circling thing on the cap of her bottle.Man i was "ready" like a stallion but something wasn't right!Her voice was a bit deep for a "normal" girl.So suddenly she asked me if i like a different kind of sex.Thought that strange she ask me that but as i said our conversation was steamy a lot.So went along and sex some Innocent things then she dropped the bomb and told me she has something else than "female bits".Me being stupid asked what else can it be?Mind i never know such thing actually happen let alone meet someone who is "that".She said she used to be a guy!You should have seen the sock on my face.

No didn't do anything with her just told her kindly that this isn't my thing and we went on our own way!

It was 6 months before i went to Thailand so i knew it better!When i tried a Thai massage there i met a real woman but that is an other story.

Anyway Thailand is a beautiful place well worth visiting!

Sorry for the long story!

Back to the game!  

dyslexic teddybear

I have heard that crabs can be a very serious problem, but it's curable isn't it?





                                                              Interesting experience  :angel:


                                                              Good for you that you didn't overreact. Some would. Just imagine if this had happened after a couple too many :cheers:......could have been a BIG surprise in the morning :scared:

polywideblock



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dyslexic teddybear

Suppose that's one way to use them, isn't it? :scratchchin:

Ram07

back in the day, a very hairy friend of mine had them, and he thought the best way to kill them, was to take a bath in gasoline....would you consider that?

cavemanno1

You mean am i considering giving you a bath in gasoline if you have crabs? :scratchchin:

Ram07

ummm, no, that did not cross my mind, why?