Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Did Skip sell you Lisa?

[Mopar Nut]

Is he trying to sell her again?


                Didn't he get worried when he received some real offers?   

[JB400]

Or, was he celebrating?

[Mopar Nut]

She cooks, cleans and works, what else would you need in a woman?

[JB400]

Is she dressed appropriately for those tasks?

[Mopar Nut]

Wouldn't a French maid outfit work?

[JB400]

Is that appropriate enough?

[Mopar Nut]

Would a vacuum, dust mop and rubber gloves in hand be enough?

[JB400]

Wouldn't a frosty cold beverage, chips, and a somer sausage be better?

[Mopar Nut]

Couldn't she bring that stuff on her breaks and lunch?

[JB400]

Is she trained to only bring the goodies during commercials?

[Mopar Nut]

I wonder if she comes with a manual?


                   Or will a snap of a finger work?

[JB400]

Aren't the manuals sold next to the checkout line in the grocery stores?

[Mopar Nut]

Could there be an app for that?

[JB400]

Have you checked?

[polywideblock]

the oil ?

[dual fours]

there's supposed to be oil?

[JB400]

Didn't you read the manual?

[polywideblock]

doesn't everything need lube ?

[JB400]

How come is she dry?

[cavemanno1]

Would be enough oil on her hands while she gives some nice massage?

[Mopar Nut]

Is that oil from her doing the dishes or somewhere else?

[JB400]

What else does she do?

[cavemanno1]

Doesn't she get offended if we keep talking about her?

[Mopar Nut]

Who are we talking about again?