Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

Can we be sure they're not vegetarians?

[JB400]

Is the piggy that didn't have roast beef, a vegetarian?

[Fred]

What about the one that ran all the way home?

[polywideblock]

will that make him taste different when turned into bacon  ?

[JB400]

Would the wolf know?

[Fred]

Shall we ask Red Riding Hood?

[JB400]

Isn't she on her way to see Grandma?

[polywideblock]

is this in the woods were bear shit is knee deep and they cant find Goldie locks only bits  ?

[dual fours]

isn't goldie locks and little red riding hood shacking up with one of the three pigs?

[JB400]

Is that why Papa bear and the Wolf are mad?

[dual fours]

didn't you hear where the bear and the wolf hired Hansel and Gretel  to work the pig over?

[polywideblock]

didn't they get carried away and make a couple of dozen sausages ?

[JB400]

Was that why Hansel and Gretel went to the witch's house, to deliver sausages?

[polywideblock]

which sort of sausages did the witch want?

[Mopar Nut]

Was it tube steak sausage the witch wanted?

[polywideblock]

who'd want to give that to a witch  ?

[cavemanno1]

Wouldn't Dorothy want to do it if the witch was the Wicked witch of the East?

[Mopar Nut]

Didn't Dorothy want the wizard of Oz to help her?

[dyslexic teddybear]

help her give sausage to the witch?

[polywideblock]

someone has to hold her down don't they ?

[cavemanno1]

Didn't they fight about some slippers?Women

[Mopar Nut]

Wasn't the slippers ruby?

[cavemanno1]

Those Ruby Slippers were for sale on Ebay,weren't they?

[polywideblock]

so your saying that after winning the fight and getting the slippers she sold them     isn't that typical ?

[dual fours]

a woman that knows how to make a buck, I like her don't you?