Answer the question with a question

[JB400]

Are we going to get some fried chicken?

[dyslexic teddybear]

can you get a degree in frying chicken?

[dual fours]

more like a rank of Colonel, then a degree don't you think?

[polywideblock]

what about "chief chook cook"   ?   

[dyslexic teddybear]

and that is Australian for?

[polywideblock]

 in Australia  isn't a chook a chicken ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

can I take your word for it?

[polywideblock]

  would I lie to you ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

just have to trust you, won't I?

[polywideblock]

so from now on are you going to feed the chooks ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

are they not more used to you feeding them?

[polywideblock]

don't have any do you ?

[dyslexic teddybear]

No.....grew up on a farm, had enough of animals.....how about you?

[JB400]

   Don't you like farm fresh eggs?

[Fred]

Are you asking me if I'm an animal?

[dyslexic teddybear]

don't we all have an animal side?

[JB400]

Aren't you a party animal?

[dyslexic teddybear]

maybe I'm more like the "Mupets" animal?

[Fred]

Are you a bit of a pig?

[JB400]

Are you mommy's little piggy?

[Fred]

Or are you the piggy that went to market?

[JB400]

Why did the piggy go to market?

[Fred]

Did it want to buy some bacon?

[dual fours]

or  meet other sows maybe?

[JB400]

Are you sure it didn't buy roast beef for the other piggies?