Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

What if we accidently kick it into far left field?

[polywideblock]

spent the morning with kids and grandkids ,can't get better than that can you ?

[JB400]

Did you get everything on your wish list?

[Fred]

Did you wish for everything on your list?

[polywideblock]

didn't have a list so everything was a surprise , isn't that the way its supposed to work ?

[Fred]

Aren't surprises usually a big let down?

[JB400]

Are you one that likes surprises?

I didn't make a list either.  If I don't get what I want, it's my fault for not asking

[polywideblock]

don't surprises keep you on you toes ?


                                                 taught the kids to always expect the unexpected  real bummer when you don't jump when someone jumps out and goes boo

[Fred]

Do you need toes to experience a surprise?




                      If I had to wait for Christmas for everything I want it would be a long time coming. My Chrissie presents are evenly distributed throughout the year.

[JB400]

Is it a surprise when your toes get stepped on?

Mine too.   Usually as a personal reward for a job well done

[polywideblock]

wouldn't finding your toes gone be a surprise in itself ?



                             its easy to give yourself hints to isn't it

[JB400]

What happened to your toes?

[Fred]

Didn't they just get stepped on?.



                           And even easier to act on them.

[polywideblock]

isn't that what toes are for ?

[Fred]

Then why did you let yours go?


                      Aren't yours gone?

[JB400]

Did they just go to sleep?

Still have all of mine, just trimmed the nail on my large toe of the left foot with a lawn mower

[polywideblock]

is that a service you could offer ?

[Fred]

Would it help if the recipient was blind folded?

[polywideblock]

would that stop the flinching ?

[Fred]

Can you flinch in anticipation?

[polywideblock]

have you ever shot a 300 win mag with220 grain bullets ?

[Mopar Nut]

Are you talking about a using shotgun?

[polywideblock]

isn't a shotgun more of a push as opposed to a nasty shove ?

[JB400]

You'll still fall down the stairs, won't you?

[Mopar Nut]

Would you if you are on a ladder instead?