Answer the question with a question

[Fred]

should I scratch it and found out?

[JB400]

Did you take all safety precautions?

[Fred]

will a condom do?

[JB400]

Are you using a rifle or a pistol?

[Fred]

I was thinking of using my slingshot. Would that leave a good impression?

[JB400]

Wouldn't that be more quieter than a gun?

[Fred]

should I sneak up from behind?

[JB400]

Wouldn't that be like a backstabber even though you are shooting a slingshot?

[Fred]

how else can I do it?

[JB400]

Would an ambush be alright?

[Fred]

couldn't I just approach her from the front?

[JB400]

Does she like it from the front or from behind?

[Fred]

do you think I should ask her first?

[JB400]

Why not let her take control?

[Fred]

where would that leave me?

[JB400]

Where would you like to be?

[Fred]

should I allow myself to be pleasantly surprised?

[JB400]

Do you like her surprises?

[Fred]

You mean the ones that come by way of bank statements?

[JB400]

What other surprises did you have in mind?

[Fred]

Do you have a jack-in-the-box?

[JB400]

The one that plays "Pop goes the weasel"?

[Fred]

that's the one.................do you?

[JB400]

Nope, will you get me one?

[Fred]

do you want me to clone mine?