it took me over a year

[Fred]

You can't have monkeys keep score.  They're too busy with paddles.  If they don't have paddles, they jump on the bed.  No sense in getting woke up by monkeys jumping on the bed.  How about the duck?  It's got enough feathers.

Maybe we could just use a pencil and paper. Then we don't have to worry about buying feed and we can just concerntrate on finding skip before the grey thingy does.

[JB400]

You can't have monkeys keep score.  They're too busy with paddles.  If they don't have paddles, they jump on the bed.  No sense in getting woke up by monkeys jumping on the bed.  How about the duck?  It's got enough feathers.

Maybe we could just use a pencil and paper. Then we don't have to worry about buying feed and we can just concerntrate on finding skip before the grey thingy does.

no pencil sharpener. We can pluck feathers off of the duck and stuff them in a pillow.

[nvrbdn]

fred, you can keep score the best, you have ten extra fingers. and if you need more just kick off the shoes. get your head in the game man.

[JB400]

He can't keep score.  He's trying to get over the wall.  We still don't know if Chilli is a he or a she.  Either way, Skip probably running out of soup.

[nvrbdn]

try to substitute raman noodles.

[JB400]

try to substitute raman noodles.

They don't go with animal crackers

[Fred]

I just heard Shirley Temple's on her way. She doesn't have any soup but she will sing for skip.

[JB400]

That's good to hear.  I think Bloody Mary is getting him a drink.  That'll give us more time.  I'm still in the pits.  I even have peaches and grapes.

[Fred]

That's good to hear.  I think Bloody Mary is getting him a drink.  That'll give us more time.  I'm still in the pits.  I even have peaches and grapes.

What about crabs? They go well with Chilli.

[JB400]

That's good to hear.  I think Bloody Mary is getting him a drink.  That'll give us more time.  I'm still in the pits.  I even have peaches and grapes.

What about crabs? They go well with Chilli.

I thought Chilli was with you. I also thought you had crabs.  Crabs don't do well in pits.  Only peaches, grapes, and cherries.

[Fred]

That's good to hear.  I think Bloody Mary is getting him a drink.  That'll give us more time.  I'm still in the pits.  I even have peaches and grapes.

What about crabs? They go well with Chilli.

I thought Chilli was with you. I also thought you had crabs.  Crabs don't do well in pits.  Only peaches, grapes, and cherries.

I sent Chilli to look for you.    You need to get out of the pit now. We're moving on the count of three.

[JB400]

That's good to hear.  I think Bloody Mary is getting him a drink.  That'll give us more time.  I'm still in the pits.  I even have peaches and grapes.

What about crabs? They go well with Chilli.

I thought Chilli was with you. I also thought you had crabs.  Crabs don't do well in pits.  Only peaches, grapes, and cherries.

I sent Chilli to look for you.    You need to get out of the pit now. We're moving on the count of three.

Chilli never got here.  Can you remind me how to count to three.  I forgot how.  I ate all but three of the peaches and now I have a dirty mind thinking about Chilli.  Wait, I see monkeys with paddles.

[Fred]

That's good to hear.  I think Bloody Mary is getting him a drink.  That'll give us more time.  I'm still in the pits.  I even have peaches and grapes.

What about crabs? They go well with Chilli.

I thought Chilli was with you. I also thought you had crabs.  Crabs don't do well in pits.  Only peaches, grapes, and cherries.

I sent Chilli to look for you.    You need to get out of the pit now. We're moving on the count of three.

Chilli never got here.  Can you remind me how to count to three.  I forgot how.  I ate all but three of the peaches and now I have a dirty mind thinking about Chilli.  Wait, I see monkeys with paddles.

I think it was those crazy Marx brothers, they got Chilli.  Send the monkeys to the wall. They can use the paddles to knock it down. I'm not going down that tunnel that Jim found. It means crawling on all fours and I'm done with that!

[JB400]

That's good to hear.  I think Bloody Mary is getting him a drink.  That'll give us more time.  I'm still in the pits.  I even have peaches and grapes.

What about crabs? They go well with Chilli.

I thought Chilli was with you. I also thought you had crabs.  Crabs don't do well in pits.  Only peaches, grapes, and cherries.

I sent Chilli to look for you.    You need to get out of the pit now. We're moving on the count of three.

Chilli never got here.  Can you remind me how to count to three.  I forgot how.  I ate all but three of the peaches and now I have a dirty mind thinking about Chilli.  Wait, I see monkeys with paddles.

I think it was those crazy Marx brothers, they got Chilli.  Send the monkeys to the wall. They can use the paddles to knock it down. I'm not going down that tunnel that Jim found. It means crawling on all fours and I'm done with that!

Well, that means the Brothers, Chilli, and the monkeys are all on the boat with crabs.  If you don't find a way over the wall, you'll have to go down the tunnel.

[Fred]

You know I'd do anything for skip but...........I just don't think I can do it. It's asking too much.
Alright then I will but only if you go first.
Where the bloody hell is Jim.

[Fred]

Jim's stuck in the tunnel. The access is blocked. We'll have to find another way in.

[JB400]

You know I'd do anything for skip but...........I just don't think I can do it. It's asking too much.
Alright then I will but only if you go first.
Where the bloody hell is Jim.

Thank you, I need some backup.  And a push.  I had too many peaches and grapes.  OK, almost there, getting closer, closer, I see the light at the end.

[Fred]

You know I'd do anything for skip but...........I just don't think I can do it. It's asking too much.
Alright then I will but only if you go first.
Where the bloody hell is Jim.

Thank you, I need some backup.  And a push.  I had too many peaches and grapes.  OK, almost there, getting closer, closer, I see the light at the end.

That's no light..........that's Jim's moon.  Let's grab hold of him and pull him out.

[JB400]

How about you get in front of me and grab Jim's moon.  Hey, wait, there's something else in here as well.  It's kinda long,  I can't tell what it is.

[Fred]

Reach out and touch it.. is it soft and squishy or hard and solid? It could be the grey thingy.
I can't go ahead of you the tunnel's to small and you've eaten too much.  You'll just have to grin and bare it. 

[Fred]

Hang on a minute.................why don't we let the fingers grab a hold of him.

[JB400]

It is a little soft.  I'm just bloated that's all.  Wait (faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt)  much better.

[JB400]

I agree, let's get out and let the fingers pull out Jim's moon.

[nvrbdn]

sorry guys that wasnt me in the tunnel. after i heard someone i crawled into a side shaft which lead to the cafeteria. man they had vending machines and i had no money. i started shaking the machines and some chips fell out and a bag of hard chocolate chip cookies. well wouldnt you know it, monkies love chocolate chip cookies. as soon as i opened the bag they were everywhere. i threw the cookies and ran. tripped over an extention cord and planted my faceright into a popcorn popper. butter everywhere. then i heard it. skip started yelling,"we have popcorn, wheres the movie?"  i said. "we are here to help you skip". the next thing i know, something hit me from behind and the lights went out.  now im locked in a room somewhere that im not sure of.

[JB400]

It must have been the monkeys.  Fred should have never gave them paddles.  We'll find you when we have time. Sit back and enjoy the buttered popcorn.     sorry, I think the movie is a Barney rerun.