PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT THIS THREAD PART #3

[skip68]

I said don't look.   Why are you looking?    Explain below please.   

[Fred]

It wasn't me.   

[Fred]

The four monkies made me do it.   

[Alaskan_TA]

Explain below please. 

below
  Use Below in a sentence Origin
be·low
   [bih-loh] Show IPA
adverb
1.
in or toward a lower place: Look out below!
2.
on, in, or toward a lower level, as a lower deck of a ship: The captain of the ship went below.
3.
beneath the surface of the water: Divers were sent below to view the wreck.
4.
on earth: the fate of creatures here below.
5.
in hell or the infernal regions.
6.
The last place you scratched with your finger.

[skip68]

Dammit Fred, of all the men in all the world it had to be you.  
Stop reading my threads!  

[Fred]

Dammit Fred, of all the men in all the world it had to be you.  
Stop reading my threads!  

You know I love you man...................in a bow legged sort of way. 

[Fred]

Explain below please. 

below
  Use Below in a sentence Origin
be·low
   [bih-loh] Show IPA
adverb
1.
in or toward a lower place: Look out below!
2.
on, in, or toward a lower level, as a lower deck of a ship: The captain of the ship went below.
3.
beneath the surface of the water: Divers were sent below to view the wreck.
4.
on earth: the fate of creatures here below.
5.
in hell or the infernal regions.
6.
The last place you scratched with your finger.

Now please explain yourself!   

[skip68]

  That's good Alaskan.   

[Alaskan_TA]

Now please explain yourself!   

your·self
   [yoor-self, yawr-, yohr-, yer-] Show IPA
pronoun, plural your·selves  [-selvz] Show IPA.
1.
(an emphatic appositive of you  or ye): a letter you yourself wrote.
2.
a reflexive form of you  (used as the direct or indirect object of a verb or the object of a preposition): Don't blame yourself. Did you ever ask yourself "why"? You can think for yourself.
3.
Informal . (used in place of you,  especially in compound subjects, objects, and complements): Ted and yourself have been elected. We saw your sister and yourself at the game. People like yourselves always feel like that.
4.
(used in absolute constructions): Yourself having so little money, how could they expect you to help?
5.
your  normal or customary self: You'll soon be yourself again.
6.
Not who you wish you were touching when you wear ladies underthings.

[skip68]

  stop, please stop!         

OK, more please Alaskan.  More, more more.   

[Fred]

Now please explain yourself!   

your·self
   [yoor-self, yawr-, yohr-, yer-] Show IPA
pronoun, plural your·selves  [-selvz] Show IPA.
1.
(an emphatic appositive of you  or ye): a letter you yourself wrote.
2.
a reflexive form of you  (used as the direct or indirect object of a verb or the object of a preposition): Don't blame yourself. Did you ever ask yourself "why"? You can think for yourself.
3.
Informal . (used in place of you,  especially in compound subjects, objects, and complements): Ted and yourself have been elected. We saw your sister and yourself at the game. People like yourselves always feel like that.
4.
(used in absolute constructions): Yourself having so little money, how could they expect you to help?
5.
your  normal or customary self: You'll soon be yourself again.
6.
Not who you wish you were touching when you wear ladies underthings.

[Alaskan_TA]

stop, please stop!     

stop
   
verb (used with object)
1.
to cease from, leave off, or discontinue: to stop running.
2.
to cause to cease; put an end to: to stop noise in the street.
3.
to interrupt, arrest, or check (a course, proceeding, process, etc.): Stop your work just a minute.
4.
to cut off, intercept, or withhold: to stop supplies.
5.
to restrain, hinder, or prevent (usually followed by from ): I couldn't stop him from going.
6.
The last word she screamed at you (over & over) before calling the cops.

[Alaskan_TA]

OK, more please. More, more more.   

more
   
adjective
1.
in greater quantity, amount, measure, degree, or number: I need more money.
2.
additional or further: Do you need more time? More discussion seems pointless.

noun

3.
an additional quantity, amount, or number: I would give you more if I had it. He likes her all the more. When I could take no more of such nonsense, I left.
4.
a greater quantity, amount, or degree: More is expected of him. The price is more than I thought.
5.
something of greater importance: His report is more than a survey.
6.
( used with a plural verb ) a greater number of a class specified, or the greater number of persons: More will attend this year than ever before.
7.
Rhymes with whore.

[skip68]

My God,   I think I love you Alaskan.  

[Fred]

ok, explain four monkies.

[Alaskan_TA]

My God,   I think I love you Alaskan.  

I have a new word for you then...........  

man·date
   [man-deyt] Show IPA noun, verb, man·dat·ed, man·dat·ing.
noun
1.
a command or authorization to act in a particular way on a public issue given by the electorate to its representative: The president had a clear mandate to end the war.
2.
a command from a superior court or official to a lower one.
3.
an authoritative order or command: a royal mandate.
4.
(in the League of Nations) a commission given to a nation to administer the government and affairs of a former Turkish territory or German colony.
5.
a mandated territory or colony.
6.
What Skip would like to have with Fred & / or Barry.

(You best chance is with Fred, it ain't gonna happen with me.)  

[Alaskan_TA]

ok, explain four monkees.

The sixties. Bad haircuts. Bad music. It, to this day, can not be explained - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEYNuU6Xtms

[Fred]

6.
What Skip would like to have with Fred & / or Barry.

(You best chance is with Fred, it ain't gonna happen with me.)  

Not after the way he's treated me lately.  

[Fred]

ok, explain four monkees.

The sixties. Bad haircuts. Bad music. It, to this day, can not be explained - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEYNuU6Xtms

ok, explain four monkies...........
a) with a paddle
b) without a paddle

[Alaskan_TA]

ok, explain four monkies...........
a) with a paddle
b) without a paddle

Monkey #1 Spoke about no one getting paddled.

Monkey #2 -Saw no one getting paddled.

Monkey #4 - Heard no one getting paddled.

Monkey #4 - Video taped the whole thing, everyone that paddled & got paddled. Look for it in a theater near you soon.......

[Fred]

You Win!
I give up.
I'm going to go and do wheelies on the moon now.

[Alaskan_TA]

up.  

up
   
adverb
1.
to, toward, or in a more elevated position: to climb up to the top of a ladder.
2.
to or in an erect position: to stand up.
3.
out of bed: to get up.
4.
above the horizon: The moon came up.
5.
to or at any point that is considered higher.
6.
The place Skip picked with his finger after using it to scratch his below.

[Bobs69]

Because I was told not to!  All the reason I need!

[68X426]

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[Fred]