My Resume'

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My Resume
1.   My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn't concentrate.
2.   Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3.   After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
4.   Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.
5.   Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.
6.   I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but anyway I sliced it I couldn't cut the mustard.
7.   My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
8.   I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't have any patience.
9.   Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I just didn't fit in.
10.   I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
11.   I managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
12.   So then I got a job in a Workout Centre, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
13.   After many years of trying to find steady work! , I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
14.   My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
15.   SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

[Budnicks]

the last job is the best