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Started by nh_mopar_fan, January 19, 2012, 12:19:04 PM

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nh_mopar_fan

January 19, 2012, 12:19:04 PM
President Obama gets off a helicopter in front of the White House while carrying two piglets. A Marine guard salutes and says, "Nice pigs, sir."

The president replies, "These are not pigs. They're authentic Arkansas razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Clinton and one for Speaker of the House Pelosi."

The marine says, "Excellent trade, sir."

TK73

#1
January 23, 2012, 01:17:37 AM
WOOOOO PIG SOOOOOOOIIIIEEEEE

TK:  U of Arkansas - class of '94





PS; really old joke...
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      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
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      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

Tilar

#2
January 23, 2012, 03:31:04 PM
I thought muslims couldn't touch pigs.  :shruggy:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


Budnicks

#3
January 23, 2012, 05:05:55 PM
Quote from: nh_mopar_fan on January 19, 2012, 12:19:04 PM
President Obama gets off a helicopter in front of the White House while carrying two piglets. A Marine guard salutes and says, "Nice pigs, sir."

The president replies, "These are not pigs. They're authentic Arkansas razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Clinton and one for Speaker of the House Pelosi."

The marine says, "Excellent trade, sir."

Good one
"fill your library before you fill your garage"   Budnicks

Darkman

#4
January 23, 2012, 05:58:51 PM
Quote from: Tilar on January 23, 2012, 03:31:04 PM
I thought muslims couldn't touch pigs.  :shruggy:

could touch them, just not eat them  :rofl:
Make it idiot proof, and somebody will make a better idiot!

If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid!

nh_mopar_fan

#5
January 23, 2012, 06:15:47 PM
Ok try this one then:

A muslim, a Kenyon, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar.

Bartender says: "What will you have, Mr. President?"   :smilielol:

Budnicks

#6
January 23, 2012, 06:25:33 PM
Quote from: nh_mopar_fan on January 23, 2012, 06:15:47 PM
Ok try this one then:

A muslim, a Kenyon, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar.

Bartender says: "What will you have, Mr. President?"   :smilielol:
:hah:  :nana:  :2thumbs:  :smilielol: :rofl:
"fill your library before you fill your garage"   Budnicks

TK73

#7
January 24, 2012, 08:53:28 PM
It must really irritate ignorant mid-westerners to have an educated, articulate, successful black man running our fine country   :nana: :nana: :rofl: :rofl:



1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

TK73

#8
January 24, 2012, 08:54:49 PM
Quote from: Tilar on January 23, 2012, 03:31:04 PM
I thought muslims couldn't touch pigs.  :shruggy:

My ex-wife, a muslim, touched my pork a lot...
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

Darkman

#9
January 24, 2012, 10:13:17 PM
Quote from: TK73 on January 24, 2012, 08:54:49 PM
Quote from: Tilar on January 23, 2012, 03:31:04 PM
I thought muslims couldn't touch pigs.  :shruggy:

My ex-wife, a muslim, touched my pork a lot...

:smilielol:  :smilielol:  :smilielol:

Yeah but did she eat it  :smilielol:
Make it idiot proof, and somebody will make a better idiot!

If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid!

TK73

#10
January 24, 2012, 10:25:00 PM
Quote from: Darkman on January 24, 2012, 10:13:17 PM
Quote from: TK73 on January 24, 2012, 08:54:49 PM
Quote from: Tilar on January 23, 2012, 03:31:04 PM
I thought muslims couldn't touch pigs.  :shruggy:

My ex-wife, a muslim, touched my pork a lot...

:smilielol:  :smilielol:  :smilielol:

Yeah but did she eat it  :smilielol:

There in lies the real problem...
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

Darkman

#11
January 24, 2012, 10:37:32 PM
 :smilielol:  :smilielol:  :smilielol:

I hear ya
Make it idiot proof, and somebody will make a better idiot!

If you think Education is difficult, try being stupid!

TK73

#12
January 24, 2012, 11:19:35 PM
Goin with a good 'ol red meat eatin Southern girl next....  Forgot, already been there...
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

Tilar

#13
January 25, 2012, 11:19:06 AM
You just didn't get the right one. You need one like this. I bet she'd straighten you out and get you thinking on the right side of politics.  :smilielol:

Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


xpbprox

#14
January 25, 2012, 02:35:05 PM
Yup, that barack hussein obama is sure doing a fine job  :nana:

nh_mopar_fan

#15
January 26, 2012, 02:54:56 PM
Quote from: TK73 on January 24, 2012, 08:53:28 PM
It must really irritate ignorant mid-westerners to have an educated, articulate, successful black man running our fine country   :nana: :nana: :rofl: :rofl:


:pity:

How's that search for your sense of humor going?

Tilar

#16
January 26, 2012, 05:48:42 PM
Quote from: TK73 on January 24, 2012, 08:53:28 PM
It must really irritate ignorant mid-westerners to have an educated, articulate, successful black man running our fine country   :nana: :nana: :rofl: :rofl:


That wouldn't bother me at all... Know where we can find one?   :scope:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.


TK73

#17
January 26, 2012, 09:04:24 PM
Texas chick straightened me out REAL FAST!!

1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

TK73

#18
January 26, 2012, 09:05:28 PM
Quote from: nh_mopar_fan on January 26, 2012, 02:54:56 PM
Quote from: TK73 on January 24, 2012, 08:53:28 PM
It must really irritate ignorant mid-westerners to have an educated, articulate, successful black man running our fine country   :nana: :nana: :rofl: :rofl:


:pity:

How's that search for your sense of humor going?

In 1980 it began "trickling up" to the uber-rich and was finally killed in 2000
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

PocketThunder

#19
January 27, 2012, 12:56:48 PM
 :icon_smile_big:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

TK73

#20
January 29, 2012, 12:39:25 PM
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!
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