red riding hood

[waroc]

    little red riding is skipping along on her way to grandma's house when see comes upon the big bad wolf crouched down behind a tree stump " my what big eyes you have" . Suprised the big bad wolf jumps up and runs away... Several minutes later she comes upon the big bad wolf again " my what big ears you have " and again the big bad wolf is suprised and he runs away.  Finally litttle red riding is about 2 miles from grandma's house and she stumbles upon the big bad wolf crouched down behind a bush " my what big teeth you....." Hey lady, " the wolf interupts " will you get the hell outta here, I'm trying to take a crap ! "