So...I work with this chick...

[Daytona R/T SE]

so...no crying from either person??

No tears from me...

But her little pudgy face turned bright red as she waddled away...

[Daytona R/T SE]

So...


Today, The Middle aged fat chick comes waddling up to me at work...



"Hi Chris, How are you today ?...


"OK"...


Hey, I stopped by your house on Saturday ...


....Y - e - a - h ?....



Did you find the magazines I left for you ?...


Yep ! They went straight in the trash !



What ? ? ?


But...


I thought you would like to read...


NOPE !


Oh...


Uh...



I'm sorry....




GOOD !




End of story...

So did you score?


todd

Yeah, She won't be interupting my Saturday afternoon dump anymore !

[A383Wing]

well, it's not like you were gonna get into heaven anyway....I think there's a parking spot reserved for you somewhere else

Bryan

[Daytona R/T SE]

well, it's not like you were gonna get into heaven anyway....I think there's a parking spot reserved for you somewhere else

Bryan

Smile when you type that.

[A383Wing]

yea..I was....  

[Stretch]

Give her the cat.

Now thats funny!

Coffee actually came out my nose!

Anybody know the bset way to clean nosecoffee from a laptop keyboard?

[nvrbdn]

air pressure

[moparstuart]

Give her the cat.

[Darkman]

so...no crying from either person??

No tears from me...

But her little pudgy face turned bright red as she waddled away...

Awww how cute

[A383Wing]

Give her the cat.

Now thats funny!

Coffee actually came out my nose!

Anybody know the bset way to clean nosecoffee from a laptop keyboard?

Use the JW pamphlets

[miller time]

fly your 13 stars and crisscrossed bars, they hate confederates because they know theyll never win, or just be a loud proud redneck, and its fun to ask them deep questions, they go blank minded faster then a 13year old boy that finds a playboy lmao

[RallyeMike]

loud proud redneck, and its fun to ask them deep questions

Yes, those loud-mouth proud rednecks are typically full of deep, thought-provoking questions 

[Bobs69]

You should tell your boss that you are afraid of her because you think she is stalking you. After all, she did show up to your house un-invited. Then explain to him what happened. If she went through private company files to get your adress she could be in big trouble. If you get her upset she may try and make you look like the bad guy here.

 

Exactly go on the offensive!

[Stretch]

loud proud redneck, and its fun to ask them deep questions

Yes, those loud-mouth proud rednecks are typically full of deep, thought-provoking questions 

Ok! I really need to stop reading this stuff with my morning coffee!