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Classes for Women at the Adult learning center

Started by Tilar, September 17, 2011, 07:26:07 PM

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Tilar



REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Sun, Oct 30, 2011

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down,
or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--
Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5
Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum .
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8
Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.

Class 11
Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes
Without Throwing Passengers
Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



69rtse4spd

 :smilielol:,Wife needs 4,5,7, & 11, (MOST DEFINITLY) 11, don't need 2, put a urnail in the master bath.

A383Wing

mine needs 3,4,6,& 11

where do I send the money for signing her up??

TK73

So, which of you guys has the yarbles to print that list and give it to the wife?   :icon_smile_big:
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

A383Wing

no yarbles here..I ain't in charge anymore...lost it long ago...not sure how or when

Tilar

Quote from: TK73 on September 18, 2011, 12:38:11 AM
So, which of you guys has the yarbles to print that list and give it to the wife?   :icon_smile_big:

I do, Give me your address and your wifes name and I'll send it out with the morning mail!  :rofl:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



Old Moparz

Quote from: TK73 on September 18, 2011, 12:38:11 AM
So, which of you guys has the yarbles to print that list and give it to the wife?   :icon_smile_big:


I'll send it to my wife knowing she has a good sense of humor.

She married me & uses that as proof.  :D
               Bob               



              Going Nowhere In A Hurry

PocketThunder

Quote from: Tilar on September 17, 2011, 07:26:07 PMClass 12
How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

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Let me tell you the $6 pants story.  Back in the early years of marriage, about the second year (been married 11 now), my spouse went to the mall to shop.  She, (unlike every other woman in the world) just cant seem to find clothes that fit her.  So she miracusally finds a pair of pants that fit her perfectly on the sale rack for $7.   But, she doesnt buy them because she is certain that next week they will be marked down even further to about $6.  So she waits to buy them then.  She comes home and tells me about the pants and i ask, why didnt you buy them right away since they are the only pair on the sale rack that fit you.?  The very next day i drive her back to the mall to buy these pants and sure as the pope is catholic, the pants already sold and there is not another pair of pants on the planet that will fit her, (5-8", 116 lbs)  I hear about this for the rest of the day about why its my fault she didnt get the pants. :brickwall:  :brickwall:  All over 1 fucking dollar.  :shruggy:

Paul
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Tilar

LOL, It's a proven fact that women will pay $2 for a $3 item they don't need, and a man will pay $5 for a $3 item he knows is cheaper across town.
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



TK73

Quote from: Tilar on September 18, 2011, 12:52:33 PM
Quote from: TK73 on September 18, 2011, 12:38:11 AM
So, which of you guys has the yarbles to print that list and give it to the wife?   :icon_smile_big:

I do, Give me your address and your wifes name and I'll send it out with the morning mail!  :rofl:

Can you send copies to all my ex's?

No wife here... I can't seem to just shut up and say "yes dear"...
1973 Charger : 440cid - 727 - 8.75/3.55


Now watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical,
      a liberal, oh fanatical, criminal.
Won't you sign up your name, we'd like to feel you're
      acceptable, respectable, oh presentable, a vegetable!

SRT-68

Quote from: TK73 on September 18, 2011, 12:38:11 AM
So, which of you guys has the yarbles to print that list and give it to the wife?   :icon_smile_big:


I am not scared because I run my household..........

     I run the vacuum, the dishwasher, the washer and dryer................     Never mind, I am scared.


Tilar

Quote from: TK73 on September 21, 2011, 11:17:41 PM
Quote from: Tilar on September 18, 2011, 12:52:33 PM
Quote from: TK73 on September 18, 2011, 12:38:11 AM
So, which of you guys has the yarbles to print that list and give it to the wife?   :icon_smile_big:

I do, Give me your address and your wifes name and I'll send it out with the morning mail!  :rofl:

Can you send copies to all my ex's?

No wife here... I can't seem to just shut up and say "yes dear"...

LOL, I guess I could make copies and send them to mine at the same time. All my ex's live in Texas! Matter of fact they all live within 30 miles of each other.
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



A383Wing

Quote from: Tilar on September 23, 2011, 08:42:14 PM
Quote from: TK73 on September 21, 2011, 11:17:41 PM
Quote from: Tilar on September 18, 2011, 12:52:33 PM
Quote from: TK73 on September 18, 2011, 12:38:11 AM
So, which of you guys has the yarbles to print that list and give it to the wife?   :icon_smile_big:

I do, Give me your address and your wifes name and I'll send it out with the morning mail!  :rofl:

Can you send copies to all my ex's?

No wife here... I can't seem to just shut up and say "yes dear"...

LOL, I guess I could make copies and send them to mine at the same time. All my ex's live in Texas! Matter of fact they all live within 30 miles of each other.

you need to get out more..at least a little further away than you have been

Tilar

Well, I moved back to Ohio about 5 years ago but i'm in Texas now for my sons wedding... Guess i'll be seeing one of my ex's tonight.  ::)
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



tan top

haha ! going to print that out  , &  give it to my current  Girl friend   :yesnod:   especialy the Class 9  :yesnod:     

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