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Started by A383Wing, August 10, 2011, 10:12:58 PM

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A383Wing

Why do drive-up bank teller machines have "braille" on the keypads?  :shruggy:

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The silly answer would be so that the blind can use them too

But the sensible answer is that keypads with brail are already mass produced for other applications, so no need to change it
Make it idiot proof, and somebody will make a better idiot!

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A383Wing

why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face..yet they can stick their head out the car window doing 80mph and love it?

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last426

Quote from: A383Wing on August 10, 2011, 10:12:58 PM
Why do drive-up bank teller machines have "braille" on the keypads?

I would imagine that they have to in order to conform with Federal regulations. 

A383Wing

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Quote from: A383Wing on August 10, 2011, 10:37:23 PM
why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face..yet they can stick their head out the car window doing 80mph and love it?

Maybe you should brush your teeth ones in every while?


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Why are there locks on Wal-Mart's doors?  They're never closed?
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Quote from: kab69440 on August 11, 2011, 06:37:40 AM
Why are there locks on Wal-Mart's doors?  They're never closed?
Actually, I learned quickly when I moved to Utah that some Wal-Marts actually do close. At 9 PM!!!

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Quote from: b5blue on August 11, 2011, 06:58:58 AM
Why do you fix a dent with Bondo and bond false teeth with Fixadent?   :shruggy:

THATS great!!!!

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Quote from: bull on August 11, 2011, 01:20:23 PM

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?



Probably for the same reason they wipe the convict's arm with alcohol before a lethal injection.
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How come no words rhyme with "Purple" or "Orange"   :shruggy:

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Quote from: Brock Samson on August 11, 2011, 01:31:29 PM
How come no words rhyme with "Purple" or "Orange"   :shruggy:

Roger Miller rhymed it once. Maple Surple!  :lol:


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Quote from: kab69440 on August 11, 2011, 06:37:40 AM
Why are there locks on Wal-Mart's doors?  They're never closed?

Neither did the casinos in Reno, Nevada but during the HAN disturbance a few years ago they wished they did have locks.
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