Little Tony on Math

[SeattleCharger]

>>>LITTLE TONY ON MATH
>>>
>>>A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and
>>>you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little
TONY.
>>>
>>>He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."
>>>
>>>The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking."
>>>
>>>Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."
>>>
>>>"There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is
delicately
>>>licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is
>>>gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off
the
>>>top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"
>>>
>>>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the
one
>>>that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."
>>>
>>>To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with
the
>>>wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

[Silver R/T]

classic!

[ChargerRob]

 

[69_500]

Good one, man I should read this section more often, put a smile on my face today.