HEADLINES FROM 1-1-2030

[oldschool]

 Headlines From 1/1/2030

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1  Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
2  White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
3  Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
4  Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
5  Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
6  Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
7  France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica .. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
8  Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
9  George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
10  Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
11  85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
12  Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
13  Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
14  Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
15  Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States .
16  Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
17  Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

[doctor4766]

Very clever.
Especially 14 lol

[A383Wing]

Very clever.
Especially 14 lol

yea..I liked that one best also

[tan top]

hahah funny stuff !!  yep  14 is a good one