Another ridiculous CL ad. You guys gotta see this.....

[earthquake68]

I usually leave these guys alone, but this kid is so far out there I had to pass it along.......

1996 Eagle Talon for trade!!!!

5 speed 2.0 four cylinder fast car lowered i like it but its too small all it needs is carpet and a radio the radio in it im going to keep mine you cant have it backoff. if you want pictures just call or text me a 4173425354 if you dont want to call or text then you can email me but i can only send pictures of my car through text i have no way to put the pictures on my computer i love classic cars but they have to be road ready mine is no cracked glass a chip is fine but spiderweb or long cracks can not be passed in inspection i love old trucks please nothing bigger than a half ton and i like chevy if you have a newer car it has to be big im a very big guy im just over 6 feet and weigh 295 pounds now you know why the eagle is way too small i also like motorcycles but im an old shool dude even though im only 20 i love the older cruisers
by the way if you bring me a truck if its a 3, 4, or 5 speed manual chevy you got me but the older the better if some guy/gal comes up and offers me a 50s model chevy truck thats a manual and you have anything newer im taking the 50s model providing it runs and drive well im not to worried about looks as long as its not falling apart i like 79 and older chevy trucks

so old cars i like them all if they look and run and drive well but i prefer the big boxy type i dig that sort of thing like old caprice or ford crown victorias preferably LTD
but if you have a muscle car like camaro ss chevelle ss impala ss 67 and older i love the 60 and older ones with the big wings and my personal favorite the allmighty 1968 Dodge Charger R/T the R/T will win over everything as long as i can get it legal with no work and it runs drives well and is not falling apart
i will consider any muscle car thats not rotting apart and runs and drives

and here is the link for the actual ad.......
http://springfield.craigslist.org/cto/2043283291.html

So how about it. Anyone want to trade their '68 R/T for this fine machine?

[A383Wing]

sounds like his parents were actually brother & sister 

[Khyron]

SOLD!


wait, did he say he wanted a full size charger? cause i have some models around here I would part with.

[skip68]

If he married his sister, is she still his sister ?.  Thats what you should ask him.

[Manfred318]

sounds like his parents were actually brother & sister  

I have one of those almighty R/Ts Ill trade. It has a crack in the glass tho

[MoparManJim]

If he married his sister, is she still his sister ?.  Thats what you should ask him.

Sister, is the wife to the brother and also sister to the brother yet and also mother to the kid.
Brother, is the husband to the sister and also the father to the kid.   

Man.. that is a mind bending thing to try and say.

[bull]

This jackwagon really makes me sad.

[wayfast1500]

Whose going to be first to text him and explain his $1500 (maybe) car isn't going to be a straight trade on a old muscle car?

[earthquake68]

I already e-mailed him. I couldn't resist. That's why I copied the whole ad. I was afraid he might take the ad down after he read my e-mail. I too, valued his car at $1,500 in the e-mail.

[Ghoste]

I imagine if he answers you it will be less than accepting of your appraisal. 

[stripedelete]

Must be one hell of a Talon.

[skip68]

I told him I have 5x what his car is worth just in my engine but my tranny is going out.  If he still has the car after I fix my tranny we can do business.... If I get the stereo to.   

[Ghoste]

Has anyone asked for pics I wonder?  (outside of the interest here of course)

[skip68]

I'm going to actually call the guy in a bit and ask if this is a joke.  If not then I'll ask him if he has any idea what he thinks a nice running driving 68 Charger R/T cost.    This should be good.    Maybe I'll tell him to post his add here as we have lots of Chargers to choose from and he may change his mind and settle for less --- like a 70 4spd R/T....

[chargerboy69]

Must be one hell of a Talon.

Or if it has a gold bar or two laying in the trunk.

[71ChallengeHer]

Maybe trade him a Charger 2.2 ?     

[skip68]

Every time I call I keep getting the voice mail of some Jeseca chick.  ??

[FLG]

Every time I call I keep getting the voice mail of some Jeseca chick.  ??

Is that the excuse your giving the Mrs?? 

[chargergirl]

This dingle needs to put the crack pipe down!

[Neal_J]

I'm going to actually call the guy in a bit

Tell Gowdy "Hi" from all of us....

[Manfred318]

I'm going to actually call the guy in a bit

Tell Gowdy "Hi" from all of us....

[skip68]

The bull of the woods Gowdy.   

[BigBlackDodge]

......and a radio the radio in it im going to keep mine you cant have it backoff.


Better backoff from that radio guys.


BBD

[tan top]

......and a radio the radio in it im going to keep mine you cant have it backoff.


Better backoff from that radio guys.


BBD

wonder if he wants to sell the radio  cheap   

[RECHRGD]

That's just sad, and there's more out there like him with college degrees.