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Dwarf Gets On The Elevator

Started by Old Moparz, July 27, 2010, 09:07:34 AM

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Old Moparz

A dwarf gets on an elevator and pushes the button to go up, just before the door closes, a hand comes through and opens the door. In steps a very large black man. The dwarf stares and says "You're the biggest man I have ever seen".

The man nods his head, and replies "I'm 6-9, weigh 259 lbs., and I have 16 inches, I'm Turner Brown."

The dwarf faints! After coming too, the dwarf asks the man to repeat himself.  So he does, "I said I'm 6 - 9, 259 lbs., with 16 inches, my name is Turner Brown."

The dwarf looked relieved and started laughing. "For a minute there, I thought you said 'Turn Around'."
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