Little Johnny

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Little Johnny's next door neighbor has a baby. Unfortunately, the kid is born without ears.

Johnny and his family are going next door to see the baby.

Johnny's father, knowing that Johnny has a habit if saying the wrong thing at the wrong time, warns him to not say a word about the kid's ears or he will be in BIG trouble.

As they are next door admiring the baby, Johnny notices her bright blue eyes.

Johnny, "Her eyes are beautiful, can she see?"

Father, "Yes, she can see prefectly. She has 20-20 vision."

Johnny, "That's good because she'd be f*cked if she needed glasses" 

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