The ^ < v game...who wants to play? It's addicting, so watch out....

[Old Moparz]

^  Hell is warm.

<  I've been told I have better legs than Lt. Uhura.

V  Has many doubts about reality & drills holes in the side of the refrigerator to make sure the light goes out when the door is shut.

[andy74]

^the drill holes are so i can sneak the beer with out opening the door
<wishes he was selling chagnums,but am typing here instead
v needs to have an original thought

[TheGhost]

^  Needs to have a few beers

<  Also needs to have a few beers

v  Secretly loves the movie Titanic, and cries everytime he watches it.

[69charger2002]

^ still fantasizes about leonardo difaggio

< is bored silly which is how i came upon this topic again

v bought 2 2006 "charger" r/t's last week and put them up in hopes they will be worth money in 30 years..

[HAZZARDJOHN]

^ is upset because he is just realizing the ford festivas he bought new and put up are not going to be collectors items!

< is putting the 06 chargers next to my collection of pontiac Azteks! They're my retirment fund!

v Thinks unicorns are kickass!

[inhrmswy]

^  Didnt think anyone would catch that "I think unicorns kick ass" is a quote from Orgazimo

<  Laughed his ass off watching Orgazimo

v  Is wondering WTF is orgazimo and how do I get one

[psykicpup]

^  takes Orgazimo FAR too seriously
<  waiting to clear my name
v   waiting to trash it again .....

[andy74]

^is secretly enjoying the witness protection program!
<still bored,but a little happier today
v sings christmas songs in the shower all year long

[HAZZARDJOHN]

^Stay out of my shower!
<Is procrastinating, over finishing up my christmas shopping.
v Thinks Toucan Sam is a secret CIA operative.

[Old Moparz]

^  So don't finish your shopping. Instead, fake a rare disease that's highly contagious, & preferably one that leaves oozing sores on your face & hands. People expecting presents from you, won't want them.

<  Toucan Sam wasn't only with the CIA, he was also with the KGB for a short stint during the Carter administration.

V  Wanted to hate Christmas in the worst way because they always shopped at Target, & dated only French drag queens that smoked Camels with their pinky finger sticking out.

[Lowprofile]

^ Drank way to much "NightTrain" & and Doesn't even know what planet he's on 

< Have not done any x-mas shopping yet, and don;t really feel like it.

v Dreams of one day moving to Hazard county to run for sheriff and finally put those Duke boys behind bars

[Khyron]

^ makes be afraid of clowns

<  is drunk

v wish's he / she was drunk also

[Brock Samson]

 ^ Thinks Bronze is Gold (and visa-versa)   

< Drunk on Power (hic..)   

   still looking for the icon pointing to them, and trying feverishly to think of something witty... 

[andy74]

^that was witty?
<is to hung over to be very witty,long weekend and no christmas shopping here either
v is trying to decide what to wear to the coming out party at ponchs house

[ron73440]

^borrowed my best outfit

<drank too much beer yesterday watching his steelers beat the vikes

vwonders why his internet girlfriend won't send him a pic

[Rolling_Thunder]

^ drank too much ans woke up in bed with his sister

< Is getting pissed off for no reason

V Will probably say something really funny about me

[ChargerBill]

^ has mistaken "pissed on" for "pissed off" and just noticed a warm sensation running into his shoe his dog lifting it's leg

< doesn't want Christmas to come so soon and still needs to buy gifts

v just put toothpaste on his hemorroids and brushed his teeth with Preparation-H

[doechsle]

 ^ is naked the whole time on DC.com

< going broke

v is looking up at my butt

[Old Moparz]

^  Has the strangest looking fungus growing on his butt that I've ever seen. I didn't know that if the right conditions exist, fungus can crawl.

<  Recharging the batteries in my digital camera so I can post the crawling fungus pics.

V  Please tell me why you wanted butt shots of doechsle.

[doechsle]

 ^ doesn't realize there is nothing on my butt. The fungus is on the lense of the camera from the last crotch shot he took, during the company Christmas party.

< Looked in the mirror to make sure there is no fungus on my butt.

v is taking my word for it so they will not have to look for themselves.

[Old Moparz]

^   It's your fungus & not on my camera. Besides, we didn't have the Christmas party yet.

<   Checked my lens & it's clean, batteries are recharged & your butt fungus pic is ready.

V   Should send a PM to Strat & let him know the downward arrow is just the letter "v" & should be in between the letters c & b on his keyboard.


doechsle Butt Fungus:

[andy74]

^is one sick bastard,which i look for in a friend
<heading down to the mall,to check out boobs while shopping for christmas
v wishes id asked about the butt shots

[ron73440]

^checks his freinds for butt fungus regularly, wether they want him to or not

<can't believe he's typing the words "butt fungus"

v will probably say more about butt fungus

[andy74]

^has a butt fetish that left uncontroled will ruin his complextion
<is freezing his ass off after plowing snow all afternoon
v is thinking of some smart ass comments to say

[Khyron]

^ is holding one baby in front of another <cute pic BTW>

< Didn't make a smart ass comment

V Will explain Strats Bronze / Gold comment to me from the last page