Ironic isn't it?

[Cooter]

Why is it..............................

1. That a HUGE rear wing is cool on say a SuperBird/Daytona, but isn't on say a 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse?

2. That a 392 Early Hemi is cool in say a 1932 Ford, but a 350 SBC in say a 1932 Plymouth Isn't?

3. That LOUD azz mufflers are cool on say a 1950's car, but not on say a 1997 Honda Civic?

4. That a HUGE Hood scoop is cool on say a 1968 Hemi Dart, but on say a 1995 toyota?

5. That HUGE 22" wheels are Cool on say a 2008 Dodge Ram truck, but are considered "Pimp" on say a 1992 Caprice classic?

6. That 5" exhaust is cool on say a '69 RoadRunner, but isn't on say a 1999 Subaru?

[66chargerkid]

Why is it..............................

1. That a HUGE rear wing is cool on say a SuperBird/Daytona, but isn't on say a 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse?
Our huge wings have a purpose and a history

2. That a 392 Early Hemi is cool in say a 1932 Ford, but a 350 SBC in say a 1932 Plymouth Isn't?
Dont mismatch brands and you are ok. 350 sbc are so common anyways and everybody throws them in everything.
3. That LOUD azz mufflers are cool on say a 1950's car, but not on say a 1997 Honda Civic?
I dont know this one
4. That a HUGE Hood scoop is cool on say a 1968 Hemi Dart, but on say a 1995 toyota?
Again there is a purpose.
5. That HUGE 22" wheels are Cool on say a 2008 Dodge Ram truck, but are considered "Pimp" on say a 1992 Caprice classic?
Proportional to the size of the truck those wheels aren't big. Proportional to the caprice they are huge.
6. That 5" exhaust is cool on say a '69 RoadRunner, but isn't on say a 1999 Subaru?
Who cares about Subarus?

[A383Wing]

Well said

[moparguy01]

the only place I've ever seen a 5" exhaust was on a diesel.

[1969chargerrtse]

Why is it..............................

1. That a HUGE rear wing is cool on say a SuperBird/Daytona, but isn't on say a 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse?
Our huge wings have a purpose and a history

2. That a 392 Early Hemi is cool in say a 1932 Ford, but a 350 SBC in say a 1932 Plymouth Isn't?
Dont mismatch brands and you are ok. 350 sbc are so common anyways and everybody throws them in everything.
3. That LOUD azz mufflers are cool on say a 1950's car, but not on say a 1997 Honda Civic?
I dont know this one
4. That a HUGE Hood scoop is cool on say a 1968 Hemi Dart, but on say a 1995 toyota?
Again there is a purpose.
5. That HUGE 22" wheels are Cool on say a 2008 Dodge Ram truck, but are considered "Pimp" on say a 1992 Caprice classic?
Proportional to the size of the truck those wheels aren't big. Proportional to the caprice they are huge.
6. That 5" exhaust is cool on say a '69 RoadRunner, but isn't on say a 1999 Subaru?
Who cares about Subarus?

Very well said and you saved us a lot of time explaining it.   

[rt green]

because cool things look good on cool cars. nowhere else.

[NHCharger]

3. That LOUD azz mufflers are cool on say a 1950's car, but not on say a 1997 Honda Civic?
I dont know this one

There's a difference in the note or tone. The loud mufflers on our muscle cars have a rumble that can shake you to the bone.
A loud muffler on a Honda sounds like grandpa passing gas.

[tan top]

3. That LOUD azz mufflers are cool on say a 1950's car, but not on say a 1997 Honda Civic?
I dont know this one

There's a difference in the note or tone. The loud mufflers on our muscle cars have a rumble that can shake you to the bone.
A loud muffler on a Honda sounds like grandpa passing gas.

true fart can

[moparguy01]

my grandfather sounds more like an old musclecar.

[motorcitydak]

Its simple, 4cyl=Lame gas saver commuter car. Big cube V8=badass muscle machine that gets respect where ever it goes

[66chargerkid]

^Watch yourself
http://s304.photobucket.com/albums/nn167/turbominivan/?action=view&current=Branden127.flv
Omni eating a vette.
Yes thats right a 4 cyl. dodge omni

[nh_mopar_fan]

Why is it..............................

1. That a HUGE rear wing is cool on say a SuperBird/Daytona, but isn't on say a 1998 Mitsubishi Eclipse?

2. That a 392 Early Hemi is cool in say a 1932 Ford, but a 350 SBC in say a 1932 Plymouth Isn't?

3. That LOUD azz mufflers are cool on say a 1950's car, but not on say a 1997 Honda Civic?

4. That a HUGE Hood scoop is cool on say a 1968 Hemi Dart, but on say a 1995 toyota?

5. That HUGE 22" wheels are Cool on say a 2008 Dodge Ram truck, but are considered "Pimp" on say a 1992 Caprice classic?

6. That 5" exhaust is cool on say a '69 RoadRunner, but isn't on say a 1999 Subaru?

Uh, none of that is ironic. Someone needs a dictionary.