For all you guys/gals in the service...Thank You!

[Cooter]

THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP is intended to be implanted in terrorists.

The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the one implanted, to speak to God.

It comes in various sizes:



The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.

The implant may or may not be painless. Side effects, like headaches and nausea, are temporary. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

Please enjoy the security we provide for you.
Best regards,

[last426]

The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and highly skilled technician.

Insertion becomes difficult when the dominant hand is lubed up with Astroglide. Kim

[AKcharger]

Wait a minute...those aren't microchips, they're bullets! ...Oh wait, I get it, they're supposed to KILL the terrorist so they can speak to God 




(I think they'll actually talk to one of his fallen angles instead)

[teamroth]

Love it! 

[69rtse4spd]

Let us not forget (MA DUCE), when you absolutely have to reach out & touch someone. When she speaks everone listen, unless your about one mile away, then you never here it coming.   

[Khyron]

My daughter just enlisted, so hopefully she'll tak ethe medical course to implant a few

[Johnny SixPack]

Wait a minute...those aren't microchips, they're bullets! ...Oh wait, I get it, they're supposed to KILL the terrorist so they can speak to God 




(I think they'll actually talk to one of his fallen angles instead)

Or maybe his fallen arches?