The real take on Tiger Woods

[Landonsrt]

 

[b5blue]

It is looking like Wanda was right huh? 

[69rtse4spd]

There is always QVC shopping, for the ring. 

[PocketThunder]

more news, he was also banging this Kalika chick in las vegas.. 

[ACUDANUT]

 Really, he must be a racist. (hates black women_

[b5blue]

Wanda nailed it....they just showed photos of the SUV, the wife took out every window on it. Then they played a phone message of him warning the chick his wife may call..... ......that chick is cute but she may cost him millions of dollars.

[greenpigs]

He did it all for the nookie...the nookie.

[BB1]

It's in the hole!  


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg8lSyGavc4&feature=related

[bull]

I wouldn't have posted here but I ran across some of interesting items I'd like to share:

What's the difference between an Escalade and a golf ball? Tiger can't drive an Escalade 300 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

When asked by the police how many times she hit Tiger, Elin replied "I'm not sure, put me down for a 5"

Typical.....whenever a golfer hits a tree, he blames it on his Caddie.

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Norwegian.

[Landonsrt]

There are two sides to this story: The black bought the escalade. The asian, hit the tree...

[bull]

I don't know what Elin is so pissed about? He's supposed to play 19 holes not just two or three.

[Landonsrt]

I wonder what Buick is going to think about him wrecking an Escalade?

[Guns N Rotors]

John is loving every minute of this.

[hemi68charger]

It's done.......... The media should leave him alone. He's not the first to fall off the moral wagon and won't be the last..... Let he and his wife work out their issues. He's been stellar in his support of the military and I respect him for that. He's a craftsman/genius in his profession, whether you like the sport or not. Apparently, like so many other sports figures, the media has placed him on a pedestal and frankly, seem to have no problem kicking the legs out from underneath him.

Troy

[Todd Wilson]

I heard today that Tiger is changing his name to Cheetah!





Todd

[Mike DC]

      

Man, I can already hear Dave Chapelle doing a standup routine about the Tiger Woods thing:  


"Here we go again!  Same as with Michael Jackson!  It's the TIMING, people!  Every time the govt wants to shovel some real iffy sh*t under the public's radar, some celebrity goes and does somethin real stupid and diverts our attention."

 

[ACUDANUT]

 I liked Dave Chapelle , but he has quit the business.  I think he had alot of peer pressure about the Black, White supremacists. That sket was funny as hell.
BTW I still think Tiger is a racist. (hates his own color) 

[celticcutie]

Here we go again ....another person cheating on their spouse. Big deal...if you look closely enough it's probably happened(/ing ) in your household too. I just don't want to read about it on the front page of my newspaper.

[PocketThunder]

Here we go again ....another person cheating on their spouse. Big deal...if you look closely enough it's probably happened(/ing ) in your household too. I just don't want to read about it on the front page of my newspaper.

I thought my hand wasn't cheating!   

[celticcutie]

Here we go again ....another person cheating on their spouse. Big deal...if you look closely enough it's probably happened(/ing ) in your household too. I just don't want to read about it on the front page of my newspaper.

I thought my hand wasn't cheating!   

[b5blue]

I agree it's back page at best for a country at war with our men and women killing and being killed every day! In a time of HIV and H1N1 micro cameras and recorders, all the crap flying around on the web, even TMZ and poperatzies (sp?) a guy with his money and fame wouldn't need/want to stray. I started this on the belly laugh I got from Wanda's comments and now it's no joke.....she was correct! (I don't follow golf or gossip and didn't even know Tiger was married)

[moparstuart]

  I have to order me a set of these     


   http://www.youtube.com/v/jkOYF7Un_iM

[PocketThunder]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have
turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All
the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early
dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly
can
leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm
smart
and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy, you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of
the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches
would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

[jaak]

Here we go again ....another person cheating on their spouse. Big deal...if you look closely enough it's probably happened(/ing ) in your household too. I just don't want to read about it on the front page of my newspaper.

I thought my hand wasn't cheating!   

Thanks, now I got tea all over my computer screen! 

Jason

[BB1]

  I have to order me a set of these     


   http://www.youtube.com/v/jkOYF7Un_iM

Billy D you Da man.