The Blonde Was Tired of Blonde Jokes

[Old Moparz]

There was a blonde who was tired of hearing all the blonde jokes, so she dyed her hair brown because she was sick of being made fun of because of her hair color. While relaxing & taking a ride in the country, she was really hungry. With no place to go to eat, she stopped at a farmer's house and says, "Hi, if I can guess how many sheep you have, can I have one?"

The farmer agreed. She quickly counted them and said, "91." The farmer looked around puzzled and said, "Okay, take one." When the blonde was walking back to her car the farmer asked, "If I can guess your natural hair color, can I have my dog back?"