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Babies Come From Where?

Started by Old Moparz, July 08, 2009, 10:35:59 AM

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Old Moparz

A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?"

"Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn't have to explain it.

"But then when I have a baby, won't it knock my teeth out?"
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Tilar

My ex wife could take lessons from that girl.  :lol:
Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



quapman

We used to have a store in town called "Baby World".

I just assumed THAT's where babies came from.




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PocketThunder

True story:  My brother was dating a chick and she didnt want to swallow because she didnt want to get pregnant.  Two weeks later he asked her if she was serious when she said that and she said yes.  He said, ya, this isnt going to work out honey...   :pity:
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1970Moparmann

Quote from: PocketThunder on July 08, 2009, 04:07:07 PM
True story:  My brother was dating a chick and she didnt want to swallow because she didnt want to get pregnant.  Two weeks later he asked her if she was serious when she said that and she said yes.  He said, ya, this isnt going to work out honey...   :pity:

How old and how blonde?
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PocketThunder

Quote from: 1970Moparmann on July 08, 2009, 04:51:59 PM
Quote from: PocketThunder on July 08, 2009, 04:07:07 PM
True story:  My brother was dating a chick and she didnt want to swallow because she didnt want to get pregnant.  Two weeks later he asked her if she was serious when she said that and she said yes.  He said, ya, this isnt going to work out honey...   :pity:

How old and how blonde?

I dont know, probably mid 20's, and not blonde, she was brunette.  Her parents must have keep her sheltered in her teen years. 
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Khyron

Quote from: Tilar on July 08, 2009, 03:19:27 PM
My ex wife could take lessons from that girl.  :lol:

if my ex even tryed she may not have been an ex :lol:


naaa, she would have the freaking cow!


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Tilar

Dave  

God must love stupid people; He made so many.



PocketThunder

Quote from: Khyron on July 09, 2009, 01:33:15 PM
Quote from: Tilar on July 08, 2009, 03:19:27 PM
My ex wife could take lessons from that girl.  :lol:

if my ex even tryed she may not have been an ex :lol:


naaa, she would have the freaking cow!

have the cow?  what does that mean? :shruggy:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

Khyron

"she would have, the freaking cow"

fixed ;)


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PocketThunder

Quote from: Khyron on July 14, 2009, 09:11:52 AM
"she would have, the freaking cow"

fixed ;)

Jeez you sure are insensitive, maybe she was just big boned?   :icon_smile_big:
"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."