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Siamese Twin Sisters at the Bar

Started by Old Moparz, July 08, 2009, 10:34:46 AM

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Old Moparz

July 08, 2009, 10:34:46 AM
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one might get bored watching, so he her asks what she'd like to do.

She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love to play your trombone." So she plays it while he screws her sister.

A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy's apartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see that guy."

The other girl says, "Gee...do you think he'd remember us?"
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PocketThunder

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July 09, 2009, 01:26:41 PM
 :smilielol:   :smilielol:     :smilielol:     :smilielol:   :smilielol:   :smilielol:   :smilielol:

"Liberalism is a disease that attacks one's ability to understand logic. Extreme manifestations include the willingness to continue down a path of self destruction, based solely on a delusional belief in a failed ideology."

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July 09, 2009, 01:32:20 PM
 i love subtle humor...  :smilielol:
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