What the hell is up with gym locker rooms?

[Forza]

Just wanting to see if anyone can shed some light on this stuff for me. I have been working out at gyms for about 15 years, probably about 5-7 diff gyms over that time. They have all been the same where this stuff is concerned. Why is it that dudes stay naked for so damn long and run around? They brush their teeth, fix their hair, talk to friends, etc.. Bare ass naked!!!! Why do they think we want to see that? Plus some of these locker rooms are small so they are in close proximity. And for the life of me I cant understand why someone needs to shave naked. Razor, shaving cream the whole bit. Why is shaving so damn important that you have to do it on your lunch hour and you have to do it naked? Another even weirder thing, a lot of people blow dry their pubes!!! What is that about?!?!?! They will either use a hair dryer, a fan, or point the hand dryers down there. Am I missing something here? Last thing, why in the hell do people still wear jock straps? I cant understand why anyone ever did in the first place, but especially these days. What is the point of these things? Why do you want to wear something that has no ass in it? A snug pair of briefs or boxer briefs will provide the same support for your junk. Please help me solve these mysteries.

I'd check the front door to see if theres a rainbow sticker on the door, cuz the guys you are talkin about sound fruity as hell!

Blow dry your pubes? What the fu...

[dkn1997]

These are the same guys who hang out at the beach wearing a size "medium" speedo on a "2xl" body.  Unreal!  They look like 2 pounds of shit in a 1 pound bag.

[Tilar]

My theory on it is this. Most guys aren't that uncomfortable naked.

Being naked never bothered me. I'm comfortable in my sexuality. Not that I care to sit and watch anyone blow dry their ass, but if you're going to a place where men or women for that matter get all sweaty after a workout, you should expext to see someone naked. If it bothers you that much, I'd find another gym or you might want to invest in a weight machine for home.

[BigRed66]

   MAINTAIN EYE CONTACT!!! 

[Fitz73Chrgr]

This doesn't go on at my gym...that I know of.

Of course I only go in the locker room to put my jacket in there if it's a cold day.  I live about 3 miles from the gym so I just go home to clean up.

[jb666]

This doesn't go on at my gym...that I know of.

Of course I only go in the locker room to put my jacket in there if it's a cold day.  I live about 3 miles from the gym so I just go home to clean up.

Bingo...  Been at the same gym since 1989 and have stepped into the changing room MAYBE 3X.

[runningman]

Stay away from the sinks, I had an older gentleman (60ish) come up next to me totally naked and shaved..........all while his package and the boys were resting comfortably on the counter.........

[jdiesel33]

Stay away from the sinks, I had an older gentleman (60ish) come up next to me totally naked and shaved..........all while his package and the boys were resting comfortably on the counter.........

Old dudes have no shame doing that. I think they would walk out of the locker room and leave naked if they could.
Once again, what is the urgency of shaving at that point, especially naked? Can you not shave when you get home? Or the next morning?

[Marck]

WTF.... 

Why would anyone blowdry their pubes... Untill a few moments ago I had never had that image in my head, and now I do... 

I would more than likely just point and laugh, but hey, that's just me... 

[Brock Samson]

  Ya' know what's really fun?..  is alternating the dryer with the vacuum cleaner!